• » The O’Fallon Grand Prix is billing itself as our state road race. Illinois Cycling Association president Steve Hansen says the ICA will announce its full slate of state championships soon. I’ve not done O’Fallon, but its 2009 course featured 1,000 feet of elevation and nearly that many turns in each of its 22-mile laps. This will make for a busy weekend: The next day Wisconsin holds its own state championships with the popular Spring Prairie Road Race. (Tower Racing, which did excellent work organizing our state road races for the past two years, tells me it will not be putting on a race this year.)

• » The 2009 ICA Awards banquet is scheduled for Saturday, March 13, at Indian Lakes Resort in Bloomingdale. USA Cycling CEO Steve Johnson and former national road champion Tom Schuler of Tour of America’s Dairyland are scheduled to appear.

• » The South Chicago Wheelmen’s Tuesday Criterium Series in Matteson is a local institution, and for more than 15 years a cornerstone of that institution has been official Mark Dorinson. (Mike Kelly (South Chicago Wheelmen) notes that Dorinson is “the one that drove the beat up grey Omni, the one that often forgot his whistle and started a race by saying ‘Tweet.’") Dorinson is retiring from his Matteson duties, and he will be missed.

• » The Giro d’Grafton joins the USA Crit series this year. That should attract extra firepower to the Tour of America’s Dairyland, and I hope that means both men and women.

• » This month’s Gapers Block Crit Series sold out both men’s heats. Ten spots in each race, however, are reserved for day-of registrations. First come, first served.

• » Val Brostrom (Bouledogue Tout Noir) is programming races at the Northbrook Velodrome this season and tells me she’s looking at Aug. 21-22 for a weekend of state championships, rather than spreading events over several weeks.

• » Cyclocross in the winter Olympics?

• » This year’s masters national championships in Louisville, Ky., may be your last chance to take part in a nearby championship for a few years: Bend, Ore., gobbled them up, too.

• » A Chicago Web developer has designed a fantasy cycling game.

• » Registration is open and brisk for Half Acre Cycling’s Gapers Block Criterium Series, this year with two men’s heats and a women’s Cat 3 race. In conjunction with the series, Half Acre has organized a women’s beginner road clinic.

• » While you are thinking about Half Acre Cycling and the great things it does for the community, send good vibes to Audrey Thibeau, who recently underwent surgery for a brain tumor.

• » The women’s Cat 4 field has sold out at Hillsboro-Roubaix, but a wait list is available. Just 35 spots remain in the Cat 3 field.

• » Local racer and former Olympian John Coyle (Wolverine) is on NBC’s production crew in Vancouver. He’s sharing some stories at his blog, including this striking tale of the torch. (Read to the bottom.)

• » Why it costs over $10,000 to put on an industrial park crit.

• » An interesting range of tests is available at the UIC Human Performance Lab.

• » USA Cycling has made available a free “My First Bike Race” online seminar.

• » Some new info for the April 17 Leland Kermesse. Longer laps, more gravel. Online registration opens March 1.

• » Good news for women: The Tour of America’s Dairyland has added a 3/4 field for you.

• » Hmm. USA Cycling now lists location for the national criterium championships as “TBD.”

• » The Illinois Cycling Association meets Satruday in Lisle.

• » Vision Quest is holding an indoor time trial in Highland Park on March 6, joining ABD’s indoor trials in the Mid America Time Trial Series.

• » Anyone who has raced an ABR race in Indiana has probably experienced the effusive hospitality of promoters Dan and Joanne Daly. It was heartbreaking, then, to learn that Joanne was killed in August in a freak traffic accident. Dan will honor his wife when his season starts April 17 with the Ceraland Joanne W. Daly Memorial Circuit Race.

• » The South Chicago Wheelmen have announced a March 28 criterium at the Autobahn Country Club in Joliet. Registration is open.  This race and Burnham Racing’s Spring Super Criterium will constitute COUGAR: Chicagoland Omnium Using Great Area Raceways, with to-be-determined cash prizes to be awarded to riders who place well both days. (Appropriately enough, both COUGAR races have women and juniors racing at the same time.)

• » Just in time for the spring races, Half Acre Cycling has organized a women’s racing clinic, with instruction from ace cyclists Kristen Meshberg and Leah Sanda of Flatlandia.

• » Wisconsin increases its masters ages to 35 and 45.

• » There’s a good lineup planned for Saturday’s Bike Winter Swap Meet and Urban Bicycle Expo.

• » Online registration for Hillsboro-Roubaix and the Spring Super Criterium opens Monday at 8 a.m. Last year, several Hillsboro fields sold out within minutes, so be alert. This is also a good time to double-check your BikeReg information and ensure that it’s up to date.

• » Our friends at Flatlandia have organized a cyclocross world championships viewing party at the Globe Pub this Sunday. Delayed coverage at 3 p.m.

• » Could the 2013 cyclocross world championships come to the United States? Update: Yes!

• » How much bacon will it take to lure new Evanston resident Barry Wicks (Kona) to the 2010 Chicago Cyclocross Cup?

• » Ben Van Couvering (Team Pegasus) was kind enough to translate the current CBR race calendar into iCal, XML and HTML.

• » It won’t be long before group rides resume in earnest. Mark Landau and Team Judson are organizing a letter-writing campaign to remind Lake County Sheriff Mark Curran who the true menaces on the road are. (I should note that the Lake County Sheriff’s Office was very responsive when the XXX Racing-AthletiCo ride was attacked by a truck in 2007.)

• » Former XXX Racing-AthletiCo and ABD rider Reid Mumford (Kelly Benefit Strategies) “has one of the narrowest profiles on the team” -- and one of its awesomest mustaches. (Alex Candelario is tough to beat.)

• » Here’s a nifty powermeter-GPS-helmetcam mash-up.

• » TheCycleStudio on Harlem Avenue has Friday morning “Induro Cycling” spinning classes for $5 a session.

• » Wisconsin Cycling Association’s 2010 schedule is out, and it looks rather familiar, which is great: No sense messing with a great thing. For road race lovers, the Spring Prairie state championships will again be the first Sunday of June, and in May we return to two hilly courses about an hour north of Madison: Circuit of Sauk on May 1 and La Rue-Denzer-La Rue on May 15. (I considered L-D-L an instant classic when it made its debut in 2009.) I’m also happy to see that the Whitnall Park Spring Classic, a very fun and hilly criterium near Milwaukee, is back after a one-year hiatus.

• » Burnham Racing released its flier for March 27’s Spring Super Criterium, the kick-off of the 2010 Illinois Cup campaign. The boys also announced new shop and bike sponsors, not to mention some nice roster pick-ups.

• » Our first chance to race outdoors will once again be in Kenosha, Wis. ABR’s Kenosha Velosport Spring Criterium Series starts Sunday, March 14, weather permitting, and continues the following two Sundays. (Raise your hand if you still miss Parkside.)

• » Yet another new team to look for in 2010: W2 Racing of Arlington Heights is made up of beginning masters racers and triathletes.

• » The South Chicago Wheelmen are having an open house for juniors Tuesday, Jan. 26, in Homewood.

• » Doing well at Hillsboro-Roubaix can once again secure a spot at the Nature Valley Grand Prix. Last year Chris Winn (RMCEF) drove 31 hours from Colorado for a shot at qualifying -- and succeeded.

• » Why I wear a helmet. (Also, why I don’t care for cats.)

• » There is still much of the season yet to be confirmed, but I’ve started populating the 2010 race calendar.

• » Several officials clinics are coming up, including a beginners clinic on Saturday, Feb. 20, and moto-ref training on Sunday, Feb. 28.

• » Another Wednesday, another new squad: This week it’s Psimet Racing, based in Elgin. President and title sponsor Rob Curtis says he’s happy to talk to prospective riders at Saturday’s Chicago Winter Bike Swap at Harper College.

• » On the national front, Team Tibco, the only American UCI-sanctioned women’s team, boasts three riders with regional ties: Chicago native Rebecca Much, U of C grad Devon Haskell and 20-year-old Samantha Schneider of West Allis, Wis. The question is, Will we ever see them race? There are no longer any major women’s races in the area, and I expect that Tour of America’s Dairyland and Superweek are too small for Tibco to attend.

• » WCIU takes a look at Ciclo Urbano and its repair classes for women.

• » “The more you race bikes, the more intellectually interesting it becomes.” If you aren’t reading the blog of Steve Tilford (Tradewind Energy/Trek Stores), you should start. I almost wish he would quit racing so he’d have time to write a book.

• » I’ve always wanted to do this. I daresay the results would be different at any Chicago intersection. (Sometimes, just for yucks, I come to complete stops behind each white line while driving through a neighborhood. It’s like going the speed limit on the interstate: You feel like a complete weird-o -- and people get pissed off and honk at you.)

• » Rapha pays a visit to Blue Mounds, site of one of 2009’s most popular races.

• » The Glencoe Summerfest 2009 photo book includes many shots from the Glencoe Grand prix. Sales benefit the Glencoe Educational Foundation.

• » Speaking of which, only two more days left to pre-order your Chicago cyclocross book and enter the raffle for free bacon.

• » The Illinois Cycling Association meets this Saturday in Lisle. In an effort to give better lead time in the future, meetings are now established on the second Saturdays of September, October, November, January, February, March, and April.

• » John Wilke put together a video recap of the 2009 season.

• » The Allvoi Cup returns to the track Aug. 6-8. Voytek Glinkowski (WDT-Allvoi) says he expects between $9,000 and $15,000 in prize money. Qualification heats will start that Friday at noon. Mass-start races are open to Cat 4 and above, and the open categories will be capped at 40 riders.

• » Another new squad for 2010: Vic Rentas sends word of Team G Force out of Park Ridge. Membership is open.

• » Excellent recap of a rookie season from Sarah Lu (Half Acre Cycling). “I generally didn’t come in last, and I managed not to break my face.” (Those were my goals my first season, too.)

• » Don’t forget to register for Sunday’s cyclocross banquet in Skokie.

• » And only 10 days left to pre-order your cyclocross photo book. Pre-ordering lets you sidestep shipping charges and enters you in a raffle for 2 pounds of premium bacon.

• » Baroudeurs and rouleurs report in 52 days.

• » Don’t put away those cross bikes just yet. Team Mack hosts the 23rd Annual Bill Jensen Memorial Tour de Groundhog on Sunday, Feb. 21, at New Salem State Park near Springfield.

• » Time to unload your bike clutter ... and replace it with newer, shinier clutter. Two bike swaps are coming up: Saturday, Jan. 9, is the 19th Annual Cronometro Bike Swap in Madison. The following Saturday, the Chicago Winter Bike Swap returns to Harper College. Both have good reputations for good deals and fun finds.

• » You never know what you’ll find at the thrift store.

• » ReCycling Pro Development has put together an impressive roster of young talent for its debut season, including state road race champion Seth Meyer.

• » Comma Music joins billboard concern Van Wagner as title sponsor of Comma Van Wagner Racing.

• » A 34-year-old cyclist in the publishing industry loses a lot of weight and signs with Cervélo TestTeam. Inexplicably, it is not me.

• » “Lance Armstrong inspires thousands to come in third to cancer.”

• » You asked for it, you got it: Cat 4’s will race 58 miles at Hillsboro-Roubaix. Registration opens Feb. 1. And I’d better not see any of you jokers pulling out after one lap.

• » Exciting news from our friends at Flatlandia: The Leland Kermesse will return in 2010, and Ted Burger promises that it will be “longer and harder than last year.” It’s scheduled for Saturday, April 17, and this time it will be under USAC sanction. The road race made a memorable debut in 2009, and I expect it will be a worthy companion or alternative to Hillsboro-Roubaix.

• » Registration is open for ABD’s Indoor Time Trial Series.

• » Chicago riders had a good weekend in Bend, Ore. Holly Klug (Courage) and Scott McLaughlin (SRAM) won their masters warm-up races, and Kevin Klug (Courage) took 2nd in his. In the main events, McLaughlin got the top local finish. He was as far ahead as 2nd in Saturday’s 40+ national championship before finishing 5th behind some respectable competition.

• » I have a hunch which Midwestern promoter this might be.  Illinois Cycling Association president Steve Hansen (North Branch) responds.

• » Lemont’s Christian Vande Velde (Garmin-Transitions) will appear at the Michigan Avenue Garmin Store at 5 p.m. on Tuesday, Dec. 29.

• » NY Velocity gives the best interviews in the business. I especially enjoyed Monday’s interview with David Millar (Garmin-Transitions), for three reasons: 1. The passage about rediscovering the joy of bicycle riding. 2. The passage about breaking away into Barcelona. 3. He swears like a proper Scotsman.

• » “This sport has broken my heart and crushed my dreams for possibly the last time.” And speaking of broken hearts and crushed dreams: Something for the time trialist.

• » Today is probably the last day to order a CBR calendar and expect delivery by Christmas. There are three to choose from: road, cyclocross and an updated version of cyclocross.

• » Want something really special for your favorite cyclocross rider? A special Chicago Cyclocross Cup coffee table book will be available for pre-order soon. Stay tuned. It’s available now!

• » For the completist: I have created an updated version of my cyclocross calendar, including photos from the season’s final four races. Available only from CafePress for $17.50. Cheap! (The previous cyclocross version and the road calendar are still available, too.)

• » Set your alarm clocks: Pre-registration for Hillsboro-Roubaix will open at 8 a.m. on Monday, Feb. 1.

• » And mark your calendars: The Tour of Champaign-Urbana returns May 22-23.

• » At Podium Insight, Lyne Lamoureux has an interview with Adam Myerson (Cycle-Smart). The comparison of results-oriented East Coast vs. crazy-oriented Portland is noteworthy in the wake of our own breakthrough cross season.

• » Careful with that door.

• » Through Jan. 15, show a cycling license or a bib number at Human Performance Institute and get 20 percent off gym membership or personal training.

• » Everything I know about Downers Grove I learned from Emo Phillips.

• » If it’s winter, it’s time for Goldsprints, an essential component of every serious cyclist’s base training. Johnny Sprockets hosts an 8-event series of fixed-fork roller races starting Thursday, Dec. 10.

• » Julie Popper (Half Acre Cycling) writes up the Chicago cross scene for CX Magazine.

• » The Chicago Tribune changes a life.

• » Enjoy a ride down memory lane with ”Concrete Rodeo,” a messenger documentary by Chip Williams, a pro who has been shooting many of the cyclocross races this fall.

• » “Design well. Do good.” Apparel maker Faction Cycling has hung its shingle in Chicago.

• » “‘Just a bike race’? Have you lost your mind?”

• » ABD has a few treats in store for its 2010 Indoor Time Trial Series, including an invitational for the top riders. The first event is Jan. 24.

• » Jay Ryan has once again produced a stunning poster to commemorate our state cyclocross championships.

• » Wait for it ... Wait for it ... “Oh, that looked bad ...”

• » The Peoria Journal Star lets Steve Driscoll (Team Mack) tell the remarkable story of his catastrophic crash and long recovery.

• » I’ve caught wind of the first new team of 2010: Reed Oliff is starting up Lamb Little Racing, an elite squad focusing on road races and time trials.

• » The city is looking for a bike-minded engineering student to help design new bike lanes.

• » USA Cycling notes the passing of Roger DeLanghe.

• » I am all out of cross calendars but I have a few road calendars left, available at Montrose Harbor for $15. Once they sell out, you’ll have to purchase directly from Cafe Press. (Cyclocross fans take note: After Montrose I will create an updated version of the cross calendar that includes shots from the second half of the season. More than likely this will be available only through Cafe Press.)

• » In other calendar news, the 2010 editions of the Thought You Knew pun-up calendar are out, this time with a boys version. Proceeds go to the Chicago Women’s Health Center.

• » Turin is looking for volunteers to help with the state cyclocross championships at Montrose Harbor. Help would be appreciated with set-up on Saturday, Dec. 5, and with marshaling, registration and tear-down on Sunday. Contact George Vargas.

• » The Illinois Cycling Association is accepting nominations online.

• » The Northbrook Cycle Committee meets tomorrow to vote on officers.

• » Chicago Area Mountain Bikers has tentatively slated Aug. 22, 2010, for the next Palos Meltdown.

• » What cross riders think hipsters think of cross riders.

• » It makes me think seriously about grad school: The 2010 collegiate national championships will be in Madison, Wis., and a source tells me the road race will employ the popular Blue Mounds course. Masters championships won’t be far, either, returning to Louisville, although later in the season: Aug. 1-7.

• » Update: Thanks to Mike Ebert (ABD) for noting a significant point that I missed: The 2010 elite national criterium championships will be held in conjunction with the elite road race championships, which are slated for Bend, Ore. That is a major blow to Downers Grove. With the Chicago Criterium in question, it may mean we never see the nation’s best women race, which is a huge loss.

• » “Race Across the Sky,” a documentary about this year’s Leadville 100 mountain bike race, returns for a second showing Thursday. (Since AMC River East botched the initial showing, the dirtbags of The Bonebell are heading to Evanston.)

• » More than 60 women attended Half Acre Cycling’s women’s night last week. Coincidentally, Sunday’s cross race had the largest women’s turnout of the year.

• » North Branch Cycling is having a fall social in Deer Park on Friday. The team invites interested riders from anywhere but particularly the northwest suburbs. Contact Rob Roop for directions.

• » Turin is again holding a winter food drive. Food can be dropped off at the shop in Evanston or at the state cross championships on Dec. 6.

• » Lower race fees. Bigger purses and a sweet raffle. A chance to party with the Cuttin’ Crew. Should be good times at Indian Lakes this Saturday.

• » Brilliant. In Minnesota cyclocross, the winner of the 4’s race gets a bag of sand. (Because our friends up north are soft and afraid to race in the cold and snow of December, Minnesota’s state championships are this weekend. A source tells me it will be epic.)

• » Ben Jenkins took some superior photos of the muddy cross racing in St. Charles.

• » “Hill repeats suck so much ass.” If “Downfall” parodies are wrong, I don’t want to be not wrong. (May be inappropriate for delicate readers.)

• » NY Velocity collects some interesting comments on race radios.

• » Kristen Meshberg (Team BH USA) once again teaches Pedaling with a Purpose training sessions this winter in Westmont.

• » 2010 road and cross calendars remain. Flag me down at Saturday’s cross race. Just $15 when purchased in person.

• » A local name I missed from the UCI Track Cycling Masters World Championships: Jim Host (PACT/Dish Network) earned silver in the 50-54 2k pursuit, finishing 2.5 seconds off a world-record pace set by American Larry Nolan (Team Specialized Masters).

• » The Illinois Cycling Association needs a few short-term volunteers for its election committee.

• » Rahsaan Bahati‘s new team includes former ABD rider Ryan Baumann.

• » Our reputation is spreading.

• » Tonight is Half Acre Cycling’s women’s night.

• » The USCF Board of Trustees will this weekend vote on proposed rule changes. Most notable may be new gear restrictions for juniors 16 and younger: from 52x14 to 52x16. Since this affects juniors, robust discussion is taking place on the Facebook.

• » “There are not a lot of skinny action heroes out there.” Such is the plight of the cyclist. The New York times catches up with teen heartthrob Mark-Paul Gosselaar (Amgen-Giant Masters).

• » Thanks to Brean Shea (Chicago Cuttin’ Crew) for sharing this story about night racing in Brooklyn.

• » I expect to have 2010 road and cross calendars available at Sunday’s cross race in Northbrook. Just $15 when purchased in person.

• » Chicago’s Reid Schwartz (Midwest Masters) earned a silver medal in the 500m time trial at the UCI Track Cycling Masters World Championships in Australia.

• » The Illinois Cycling Association meets Saturday in Lisle. All teams should try to send a representative. Make your concerns and viewpoints heard. (Fact: Going to meetings like this is not the most fun way to spend a Saturday but can do more good than commenting anonymously on various blogs.)

• » “Before ever really loving a person, I possessed a visceral, if irrational, love for cyclocross.” Thank you, J.

• » Cross fans should be sure to vote for the T-shirt design they intend to buy.

• » Saturday is IIT’s Swap and Hop, a cyclocross clinic followed by bike swap.

• » Women of all experience levels should remember next Wednesday’s event at Half Acre Brewery.

• » Some thoughts on a safer lakefront path.

• » I’m not sure what to make of this proposed race near Madison.

• » NY Velocity talks with Lemont’s Christian Vande Velde (Garmin-Slipstream). Expect him and his family to spend more time in Spain than Chicago this winter.

• » Time Out reports that the city may cut funding to the Chicago Criterium, meaning significant private sponsorship would be required for the race to continue.

• » Many of us have had the honor of being beaten by young Adam Leibovitz (NUVO Cultural Trail). Bicycling profiles him and how cycling helps his attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.

• » Recently I was driving west to the races in Dekalb when I saw a familiar white school bus up the road. As I made the pass, I rolled down the window and pumped my fist in the universal sign for “Hey, mister, blow your horn!” A satisfying belch erupted from the right lane, and I was a happy boy. Two weeks later, the Cuttin’ Cruiser is in a spot of trouble. If the Cruiser or its passengers have ever put a smile on your face, consider throwing in a buck or two.

• » Half Acre Cycling invites all women who race -- or who would like to -- to an evening of beer and chocolate on Nov. 4.

• » Some big cyclocross prize money is lining up for mid-November. The South Chicago Wheelmen have put together a $5,000 purse for their Nov. 14 race at Hilton Indian Lakes Resort. Meanwhile, our friends in Minnesota are hoping Chicago riders make the trip to their state championship weekend, Nov. 14-15, where $4,000 cash and $7,000 in merchandise is up for grabs.

• » It’s time to start thinking about winter training. The Bike Shop in Glen Ellyn has classes starting Nov. 1, taught by Dave Reed (Elmhurst Masters). And ABD starts its winter boot camps Nov. 2.

• » Cyclists should not throw punches. Seriously. With the upper-body strength of 9-year-old girls, why bother? Everyone know that the flying kick is proper form.

• » Note the new times for the Chicago Cyclocross Cup.

• » IIT is hosting a cross clinic on Oct. 31, with a bike swap to go with it.

• » Also on Haloween, West Lafeyette, Ind., is home to Spooky Cross, with prizes for best costumes. The Halloween Classic Cyclocross in Milwaukee is also a good destination, although I’m not sure the flaming barriers will be allowed to return. Alas.

• » ICA president Steve Hansen (North Branch) summarizes the current state of results reporting.

• » Jonathan Fraley (WDT-Allvoi) and Josh Ryan (Bouledogue Tout Noir) each pulled in several top 10’s at this weekend’s elite track national championships, then partnered to get 5th in the team sprint. Dave Moyer (XXX Racing-AthletiCo) made the points final and finished 13th. Other locals who made the trip include Val Brostrom (Bouledogue Tout Noir), Chris Mosora (Verizon Wireless), Franco Panveno (Alberto’s) and Al Urbanski (Chicago Cuttin’ Crew).

• » Christina Peck (Chicago Cuttin’ Crew) finished 3rd at the Cycle Messenger World Championships in Tokyo.

• » Lakefront path users should expect a minor detour at the Chicago River for the next month or so. Here’s an update from Active Trans.

• » David Byrne (Talking Heads) is a brave, brave man: He rides the lakefront without a helmet.

• » Someone on NY Velocity has quietly outed the Bike Snob as Eben Weiss (GS Gotham), literary agent.

• » Also on NY Velocity, Dave Zabriskie (Garmin-Slipstream) reminisces about some fun times with our own Kenny Labbe.

• » Some riders with local ties did well at collegiate track nationals this weekend. Matt Fox (RPM/Hayes Brake) earned silver in the kilo and sprint and bronze in the omnium, riding for Midwestern State. Riding for Lees-McRae, Jennifer Greenberg earned bronze in the 3km pursuit and silver in the team pursuit. The Illinois Institute of Technology’s Elena Dorr reeled in three top 5’s and a 4th in the individual omnium, helping IIT place 5th in the D2 omnium. And ABD star Josh Carter, now enrolled at Midwestern State, pulled in a handful of top 10’s.

• » Chicago learns on Friday whether it gets the 2016 Paralympic Games. Universal Sports will broadcast and stream the cities’ final presentations.  Chicago is first at 1:45 a.m., with the announcement coming at 11:30 a.m.

• » It’s all over: Mainstream media discovers cyclocross.

• » Results are up from Sunday’s Kenosha Business Park Criterium. Some strong showings from WDT-Allvoi, PYOC and PACT/Dish Network.

• » Chicago Bike Racing backs the bid.

• » Thanks to the good turnout at Willow Springs, Tower Racing is donating $2,350 to World Bicycle Relief.

• » Fall officially started yesterday, which means it’s time to start thinking about the Chicago Winter Bike Swap: Jan. 16 at Harper College.

• » The Druber has started a blog. Next thing you know he’ll be Tweeting.

• » Derailleurs, shmerailleurs. Half Acre Cycling invites you to participate in the The Officially Unofficial Illinois State Cyclocross Single Speed Championship at its race in Dekalb on Oct. 4.

• » The Bonebell interviews Chicago Cyclocross Cup director Jason Knauff (Burnham Racing).

• » Speaking of cross: Fans will want to pick up Thursday’s Tribune. Shoot, pick up 10!

• » “This being Rock Racing, big money, flash, flash, they give riders one kit apiece.” Podium Insight has a great interview with Mike Creed (Team Type 1).

• » Illinois Cup standings are final. Looks like Saturday’s road race went a long way toward deciding some of the categories.

• » Kelly Benefit Strategies’ Reid Mumford, Alex Candelario, Neil Shirley and Scott Zwizanski are going to Zambia to be ambassadors for World Bicycle Relief. Speaking of WBR, there’s a bit of time left to bid on SRAM’s auction of some signed Garmin-Slipstream swag.

• » Mike Ebert (ABD) shares a few words about what goes into throwing races.

• » Cycling painter Steve Dennis (Unattached) invites you to the reception for the “Bicycles and Bodies” art show Thursday night in Hyde Park.

• » Local official and cycling tifosa Nikki Cyp went to the Tour of Missouri and got access for a ton of nice pictures.

• » Universal Sports will be broadcasting the world championships live. I know where I will be at 4 a.m. on Sept. 26.

• » I am not quite sure what to make of the Gravel Grovel Group Ride, held in Indiana the day after Thanksgiving, but the organizer wanted me to let you know that you’re invited.

• » Your commute is boring.

• » Active Transportation Alliance remembers fallen cyclists and pedestrians Oct. 4 with the Fifth Annual Dick Herron Memorial Bike and Walk.

• » Tom Doughty (Amgen/Giant) wasn’t the only local to hit the masters world championships in Austria. Leigh Thompson (Vision Quest) was also there, placing 5th in the women’s 45-49 time trial.

• » The inaugural Allvoi Cup wrapped up Saturday at the Northbrook Velodrome, featuring none other than the Jesse White Tumbling Team. Overall winners were Matt Fox (Hayes Brakes) in the men’s open, Dave Moyer (XXX Racing-AthletiCo) in the men’s 3/4/5’s and Molly Godlewski (Chicago Cuttin’ Crew) in the women’s open.

• » The Gateway Cup always draws large, strong fields to St. Louis over Labor Day weekend for some intense crit action. Local results include young Brandon Feehery (South Chicago Wheelmen) winning a bunch sprint in Saturday’s 3’s race. The women’s series drew national-caliber talent, with Jessi Prinner (ABD) placing 8th in Friday’s sprint. Also from ABD, Josh Carter cracked the top 10 in all four P/1/2 races, and Mike Vail won Sunday’s 4’s race and grabbed 3rd Monday.

• » In its interview with Brian Conant (Pony Shop), the Bonebell gets this transfer scoop: Chicago product Devon Haskell (Team BH USA), a new resident of California, will be joining powerhouse Tibco in 2010. “I’m super excited to be riding with Tibco next year!” Haskell says.  “I will hopefully get to do some more stage racing, which I really like.”

• » New Belgium’s Urban Assault Ride returns to Chicago’s streets Sept. 20, benefiting West Town Bikes.

• » Aurora’s Tom Doughty (Amgen/Giant) competed last week in Austria’s masters world championships. He placed 4th in the 55-59 time trial and 26th in the road race.

• » Chris Wiatr (WDT-Allvoi) won the sprint distance at Sunday’s Chicago Triathlon. He will represent Team USA at this month’s junior world championships in Australia.

• » Universal Sports is streaming the Vuelta.

• » Help Christina Peck (Chicago Cuttin’ Crew) get to Tokyo.

• » “That ain’t Gatorade ...”

• » TheCycleStudio is having an event to benefit the National MS Society.

• » News flash: In 90 percent of bike-car crashes, the driver is at fault, including this grisly piece of negligence in Madison, Wis.

• » The 40+ 4/5 field of our state road race is filling up, with only 16 12 spots left as of this writing. Meanwhile, do not neglect the Sept. 19 Ronald Reagan Criterium in Dixon, which appears to be wanting for participants in its inaugural edition. Could be the perfect opener for the next day’s cyclocross action.

• » The Delavan Road Race scheduled for Labor Day weekend has been canceled.

• » John Coyle (Wolverine Sports Club) has video from the Downers Grove Cat 2, in which he finished 3rd. Props to Patrick Fasse (Bicycle Heaven), who attacks ahead of Turn 5 and, even though he doesn’t get away, keeps the hammer down all the way to Turn 8.

• » WDT-Allvoi has its first national champion: Jon Fraley won the 30+ sprint at last week’s masters national track championships in Colorado Springs, Colo. Other local winners: Chicagoan Reid Schwartz (Midwest Masters) won the 60+ 500m and was part of the winning 60+ team sprint squad; Cary’s John Goodman (Midwest Masters) won the 60+ 2km time trial; and Jim Host (PACT/Dish Network) picked up a jersey in the 50+ 3km team time trial.

• » If you’ve ridden in Wisconsin this summer you may have noticed the phenomenal riding of IS Corp’s Matt Busche. Kelly Benefit Strategies noticed, too, and recently signed the young climber, and he had an explosive professional debut at the Tour of Utah, placing 7th in the GC. Podium Insight has the skinny.

• » Registration is opening for Chicago Cyclocross Cup races.

• » Project 5 Racing and Chicago Winter Bike Swap are hosting a women’s ride and picnic Sept. 19. All women are welcome.

• » Meet Evelyn Stevens (Webcor), from Cat 4 to world-class in about a year.

• » Tuesday, Sept. 22, is Chicagoland Car-free Day.

• » GPS art.

• » Two girls, one bike. The next trendy discipline?

• » An update on the Barrington Hills Five: Case dismissed.

• » Jessi Prinner (ABD) finished 21st in the time trial and 35th in the road race at last week’s junior world championships in Moscow.

• » Here’s a unique, sanctioned road race in Indiana: 140 miles over two days at the Huntington Bicycle Challenge. A teammate highly recommends it.

• » Friday brings two great opportunities to meet the elite women of cycling. In Glen Ellyn, The Bike Shop will hostTeam BH USA, including two-time national champion Devon Haskell. Come for a ride, stay for the pizza. And in Evanston, the women of Team Tibco, including defending criterium national champion Brooke Miller, will appear at Turin.

• » Brats, beer and bikes: M&M Bikes in Mundelein is having a Storck event on Monday.

• » Storck? Elite women? Tati Cycles hosts Storck Patrol this Friday, featuring test rides and the women of Team Vanderkitten. Also: German beer and strudel.

• » Online registration is open through Aug. 16 for the Aug. 30 Palos Meltdown mountain bike race.

• » Speaking of the dirt, mountain bike pioneer Gary Fisher will appear Sunday at the Trek Store in Highland Park.

• » Steve Thordarson (Smart Cycling) is helping out with the Paralympics.

• » Cycling Tips has had some good posts lately, including this top 10 list and this discussion of reading a race.

• » Registration is open for USA Cycling’s Bill Woodul Race Mechanics Clinic, held Dec. 10-13 in Colorado Springs, Colo. Graduate Julie Popper (Half Acre Cycling) recommends it, calling it “without a doubt the best launching pad into a pro race mechanic career.”

• » They sometimes take a few weeks to arrive, but the reports and videos of John Coyle (Wolverine Sports Club) are usually worth the wait, and his accounts of the Chicago Criterium and Tour of Elk Grove are no exceptions.

• » Fall Fling information is out, with new courses for 2009. Criteriums will be in West Chicago, the road race in Crete. This is always an excellent way to wrap up your season -- or start the next one.

• » It got lost in the Superweek hubbub, but ABR held its state road race championships July 18 in Port Byron, Ill., and some Chicago-area riders won their categories, including Adam Leibman (ABD) in the 4’s, Tim Henry (Project 5) in the 30+, Brian Harris (PYOC) in the 40+ open and Debbie Dust (PACT/Dish Network) in the women’s open.

• » Congratulations to Christina Peck (Chicago Cuttin’ Crew), who won this weekend’s North American Cycle Courier Championships in Boston. She is the first woman to ever win the overall, and she did so decisively.

• » Why we do wheel-rubbing drills. Nice save, Mike.

• » Francine Haas (Alberto’s) is leading a beginners clinic for women Saturday in Glencoe.

• » There are only a few no more Cat 5 spots left for Sunday’s Glencoe Grand Prix, but there’s plenty room in both Cat 5 heats of Saturday’s Grayslake Cycling Classic.

• » Well-Fit is hosting a cyclocross information session Aug. 13.

• » Anne Barnes (Turin) is looking for host housing for the women of Team Tibco over Downers Grove weekend. E-mail her if you can help.

• » You think crashing in the BK Stacker is bad enough in the Cat 4’s? Try it when you’re actually going fast. (Not for the squeamish, or those emotionally attached to carbon fiber.)

• » Colorado Springs to L.A. to Chicago to Oregon and back to Colorado Springs. The life of a gypsy cyclist.

• » The Bike Film Festival starts next Wednesday.

• » Team Beer’d spends most of its time “drunk and wearing spandex.”

• » Our old friend Carlos Cabalu (Quaker City Wheelmen) has refreshed the Unattched Rider look.

• » How to post up.

• » Congratulations to the Chicago Cuttin’ Crew’s Al Urbanski and Molly Godlewski, who won the messenger divisions at this weekend’s Velo City 2009 in New York. Their victories earned them passage to September’s Cycle Messenger World Championships in Tokyo.  略! 略!

• » A lot of great photos came out of Sunday’s Chicago Criterium, but be sure to spend a few minutes enjoying the superior work of Ed White (Half Acre Cycling) and Chicago Personal Photographers.

• » Steve Tilford (Tradewind Energy/Trek Stores) finished 14th Sunday -- with a separated shoulder and cracked ribs. Spot on!

• » Chris Horner (Astana) visits SRAM.

• » M&M Cyclery in Mundelein is having a CycleOps power clinic this Sunday Monday.

• » North Branch Cycling hosts the State Time Trial Championships on Saturday, Sept. 5. Our state road race, originally scheduled for Aug. 22, is now tentatively set for Sept. 12. I’ll have more information about that once the day and location are set in stone.

• » The Chicago Cross Cup has a preliminary 2009 schedule up. The mud flies in anger starting Sunday, Sept. 20.

• » Online registration is open for next weekend’s Grayslake Cycling Classic and Glencoe Grand Prix, the last two criteriums of the 2009 Illinois Cup.

• » Many of you appear to be confused about the “points” that appear in USA Cycling’s online results. Those are not upgrade points. They are points that go toward USA Cycling’s “rankings” -- rankings that, quite frankly, nobody takes seriously, except when by some freak of math they reflect well on their team.

• » Last week Scott Pearson (Comcast/Higher Gear) and I used the CBR Ride Board to arrange a carpool to Milwaukee. On the drive home, Pearson asked me about the advertising on CBR. “Can I buy an ad,” he asked, “and just have it be a picture of my dog? Because I really love my dog.” “Sure,” I said, “but only if he’s cute enough.” And Buster is, don’t you think?

• » How awesome is the Allvoi Cup? Awesome enough to bring lucha libre wrestling to the velodrome.

• » Oh, Henry!

• » Don’t forget: Chris Horner (Astana) will be at Turin on Friday.

• » And on Tuesday, Bob Roll, fresh off providing color for Versus’ coverage of the Tour de France, will be at the Trek Store in Highland Park.

• » New CBR supporter Infinit Nutrition will be at the Northbrook Velodrome this Thursday handing out free sample products and introducing riders to the concept of custom sports nutrition. In other track news, note that the velodrome will be closed this weekend for repairs to the surface.

• » Mike Ebert (ABD) has some good advice for surviving Superweek with body and sanity intact.

• » Help ABD raise funds to send Jessi Prinner to Russia. Prinner is now in California training with the national team.

• » Downers Grove registration is open.

• » Liam Donoghue (XXX Racing-AthletiCo) gets Markley’d.

• » Bryce Walsh (Turin), the ultracyclist who last year attempted to set the 24-hour track record at the Northbrook Velodrome, recently competed in the 325-mile, 45,000-feet-of-climbing Ride Across the Alps. His time of 30 hours, 4 minutes was good for 20th place.

• » Compliments of Doug Peterson (WDT-Allvoi), Time Trial Track Chicago. It’s like CBR, but with skinsuits.

• » The best newspaper coverage of the Tour de France and Lemont’s most famous son Christian Vande Velde (Garmin-Slipstream) continues to be the Chicago Tribune The New York Times, including regular diary entries from Vande Velde.

• » The Allvoi Cup continues Saturday at the Northbrook Velodrome.

• » “I’m going to Yojimbo’s!”

• » Road race or corn maze? Check out the Tour of Elk Grove’s pro road race.  I count 26 turns in the 9.5-mile course. Also note that the criterium course is slightly different this year, with less of an L-shape, an improvement, but still a U-turn at the end of Elk Grove Boulevard.

• » Area riders Bob Schrank and Alex Bowden were on Team Type 1’s record-setting Ride Across America squad.

• » Be sure to pick up this month’s Chicago Athlete magazine, which is devoted to local racing, including interviews with Rebecca Much (Webcor), Mark Swartzendruber (Verizon Wireless) and Al Urbanski (Chicago Cuttin’ Crew).

• » Speaking of the Druber, he promises to goose the women’s purse at next weekend’s Tour de Champaign if it can attract 40 riders to the women’s P/1/2/3 race. Free online registration closes Monday for the July 11 and July 12 races.

• » The Associated Press covers the proposed Olympic course in Blue Mounds, Wis.

• » Some North Branch riders got ticketed for riding two abreast in Barrington.

• » Reports have been positive from Saturday’s inaugural Allvoi Cup in Northbrook. Results are online. To encourage more women to race, registration fees are waived for the balance of the series.

• » The Downers Grove schedule is up.

• » What the city teaches its police officers about urban cycling.

• » Soldier Field Cycling gets Pez’d. (Direct link).

• » Look for the Nature Valley Grand Prix on Universal Sports starting this weekend.

• » Tour of Elk Grove registration is open.

• » Superweek’s Andy Garrison tells me that the 4/5’s races at local venues, especially Elgin, Arlington Heights and Evanston, are filling up. Register online at Truesport.

• » Speaking of Superweek, winners at Cobb Park and Fox River Grove this weekend earn two free Superweek entries; P/1/2 and women’s winners get five free entries. With Superweek races costing $30-$39, that’s a significant bonus.

• » The Chicago Tribune wrote an obituary of Higher Gear’s John Olin, including touching comments from Jeff Miller, to whom Olin donated a kidney in 2002. A ride in Olin’s memory will take place Sunday at 7:30 a.m. starting at Plaza de Lago in Wilmette. At an easy, no-drop pace the ride will go up to Lake Bluff and back, about 40 miles.

• » One of the bigger events to hit the Northbrook Velodrome kicks off Saturday when the Allvoi Cup has its first stage.

• » Don’t miss the New York Times photo essay of bar fighter turned bike racer Steve Marmo.

• » A reminder: Check your results on race day. Yes, even when it’s wet and cold.

• » New Chicago resident Mark Swartzendruber (Verizon Wireless) is throwing Druber’s 40K Time Trial Challenge Aug. 23 near Champaign. Bonuses of $50 go to anyone who can beat Swartzendruber, as well as to any man who can beat an hour “naked” -- no aero equipment. (Women get 1:05.)

• » Add the Sept. 19 Ronald Reagan Criterium in Dixon, Ill., to your calendar. (I expect hard-right turns and massive oxygen deficits.)

• » The Tour of Elk Grove won’t be going through Schaumburg this year.

• » New details have been posted to the Superweek schedule. I notice that the Bensenville map indicates it will go clockwise this year, which I hope will make for a safer circuit. Also, registration is now open.

• » Mark Keller (Bicycle Heaven) has been taking some great photos and posting them at Bike Race Imaging.

• » The Judson and Turin rides appear in the second half of John Bresland‘s video essay “Zero Station,” which celebrates the sanctuary we find on group rides. “Everyone here ... is really here.”

• » More cycling, fewer injuries and fatalities. Funny how that works.

• » A history lesson from Steve Tilford (Tradewind Engergy/Trek Stores): “Up until maybe Telekom, the teams didn’t ride tempo all day. Riders raced.”

• » Hoffman Estates’ Fitness for America Sports Festival will include a 10K time trial July 25.

• » “You wave, we drink.”

• » The Tour of Elk Grove schedule is out. There is one less 5’s field this year -- nonetheless, a remarkable three of them -- and a women’s 3/4 race has been added, with a respectable $1,000 purse. Once again the pros will contest a time trial, road race and criterium to divvy up $152,500 in prizes, and this year the race returns to the National Racing Calendar.

• » Registration is open for the Glencoe Grand Prix. Other upcoming races: Sherman Park Criterium. Cobb Park Criterium. Fox River Grove Cycling Challenge. Proctor Cycling Classic (state criterium championships).

• » Video to get you excited for next weekend’s Sherman Park Criterium.

• » Yojimbo’s Track Cats, a well-regarded program to get city kits onto the velodrome, is having a fundraiser Sunday at Goose Island. $10 gets you a beverage, snacks and screening of “The Warriors.” Costumes encouraged.

• » How come I have to pay $40 for Bike the Drive?

• » Many of our racing colleagues will be participating in two upcoming charity events: The American Diabetes Association has its Tour de Cure in Geneva on June 7, and on June 13-14 the Tour de Farms will raise money to fight multiple sclerosis.

• » With a name like Bird, of course you ride a Heron. (Time Out has more.)

• » Cervelo is coming to Turin on June 14 to demo some of its bikes

• » The excellent Grant Park bike valet service needs a sponsor.

• » Chicago’s awesomest workplace, starring Michael Zellman (Verizon Wireless). I submit my resume where now?

• » The Northbrook Cycle Committee and Yojimbo’s Track Cats are hosting a junior track clinic this Sunday. All juniors 10-18 are welcome, regardless of experience or team affiliation. Loaner bikes are available if arranged in advance.

• » Speaking of juniors, they race for free at this summer’s Soldier Field Cycling series and they get free Chipotle burritos.

• » Evanston’s Lake Cycling is having a massive warehouse sale of shoes and apparel this Saturday as it prepares to move its warehouse to Skokie.

• » The funny thing is, sometimes the path does feel like this.

• » Registration is open for the Allvoi Cup, which starts June 20.

• » Tim Radcliff (Elmhurst Masters) sends along this account of a group ride out of control.

• » The obituary for Don Vanderbrook (Kenosha Racine Bike Club), plus guestbook.
  

• » Congratulations to Julian Baumgartner (Burnham Racing) for a very nice redesign of the Illinois Cycling Association Web site.

• » Registration is open for the new Wonder Lake Lakeside Criterium next Sunday.

• » The flier is out for the popular Spring Prairie Road Race, Wisconsin’s state championship. I’m digging the 65 miles for the 3’s. Pre-registration is recommended for the 4/5 fields, which have filled in previous years.

• » A rider was seriously injured last night and had to be medevaced from the Washington Park Velodrome in Kenosha, Wis. Update: The rider, Don Vanderbrook (Kenosha Racine Bike Club), has passed away.

• » Some good stuff lately at Chicago BIke Laws, including a look at which suburbs require rear lights and a round-up of laws requiring single-file riding.

• » Update: Universal Sports will be airing the Giro, both online and over free digital TV.

• » “Once a Support Cyclist, Now a Pack Leader.” (It’s the New York Times’ second profile of Lemont’s Christian Vande Velde (Garmin-Slipstream) this year. Here is the first.)

• » Online registration for the Allvoi Cup series of track races will be opening soon. Voytek Glinkowski (WDT-Allvoi) tells me all sorts of goodies are lined up, including event DVDs for participants, raffle prizes and entertainment.

• » I’ve long been a proponent of roadies going to the track, even just to watch. The Northbrook season starts soon, and this coupon can get you free admission.

• » Matteson is tentatively scheduled to return May 12.

• » Results czar Jason Knauff (Burnham Racing) reminds us to update out BikeReg profiles. He says many riders are missing license numbers, teams and other important data.

• » It’s Knauff, by the way, who’s been toiling to update your Illinois Cup standings.

• » The UIC urology department is looking for a few good men. This study needs subjects to test how bike saddles affect our, umm, undercarriages.

• » No, it is not too early to be gluing up your cross wheels.

• » Want a say into if and how an Olympic velodrome is built in Chicago’s parks? Attend this meeting in Douglas Park Saturday morning.

• » The VeloCity track series returns to Kenosha, Wis., on Saturday, June 13.

• » Next week’s Monsters of the Midway has increased its Cat 5 capacity to 100.

• » Some changes in upcoming Wisconsin races: The P/1/2’s will do a few more laps at Baraboo Saturday, and Wheels on Willy has been moved off Williamson Street and over the the capitol. The flier for LaRue-Denzer-LaRue -- formerly known as Leland Grand Prix, in turn formerly known as the Denzer Delight, in turn formerly known as Circuit of Sauk II -- is out and a new start/finish area is located off the traditional route, meaning fields will do the loop one less time but will have a separate extension to do. Total mileage remains the same.

• » Burnham Racing will host a recovery ride down the lakefront the first Monday of each month and invites you to sashay with them, starting this Monday.

• » Mike Vail (ABD) is riding across the country to raise money for affordable housing.

• » Your first crash porn of the year: Handlebar video from a crash in California.

• » Dave Fowkes asks that I direct your attention to the Great Greenway Tour, a recreational ride near Muncie, Ind., on July 25.

• » Clear your Wednesdays. (More info to come.)

• » Several times each summer, some dick on the radio will go off on cyclists, who in turn will raise a ruckus, and it is all very depressing and ridiculous. In Wisconsin, however, bike advocates did something productive with the situation.

• » Registration is open for June 13’s Sherman Park Criterium. Meanwhile, there are as of this post two no spots left in the Monsters of the MIdway Cat 5’s. The Cat 5 field at Vernon Hills Grand Prix is full, too.

• » Current Snake Alley start lists are up.

• » Team Beer’d, I just don’t know what to say.

• » “Amazing Race” host Phil Keoghan is riding across the country to raise money to fight multiple sclerosis. He’ll appear at Pipers Alley at 8 a.m. Saturday, with a ride afterward.

• » Your masters road national championship schedule.

• » Fact: No one uses a velodrome in the city of Chicago. But there’s a funny reason why.

• » Why are attempts at satire like this one so unfunny? Because of hit-and-run attacks like this one, which this weekend nearly killed an Iowa cyclist and sponsor of the Punk Rock Cycling team.

• » XXX Racing-AthletiCo invites women cyclists to its April 26 open house.

• » There have been some kinks in CBR’s account activation process. If you’ve created a new account but have not received an activiation e-mail, contact me and I’ll attend to it.

• » The first Illinois Cup standings are online.

• » Half Acre Cycling is hosting a Paris-Roubaix viewing party Sunday at Black Rock.

• » Active Transportation Alliance invites members to an evening with Robbie Ventura (Vision Quest) on April 16.

• » The men’s Cat 5 field for May 16’s Monsters of the Midway is more than half full.

• » In what I believe is his first victory as a pro, XXX Racing-AthletiCo and ABD alum Reid Mumford (Kelly Benefit Strategies) won Stage 2 of the Tour of Uruguay. With five stages to go he leads the overall by 8 seconds.

• » A student at Illinois Institute of Technology wants to know what you’re looking for in a powermeter.

• » Longtime messenger and racer Nico Westlund (XXX Racing-AthletiCo) has come up with Hot Doug Drop, a delivery-by-bicycle service for Chicago’s finest hot dog stand. Gapers Block, however, reports that owner Doug Sohn didn’t relish the idea, and the service is on hiatus.

• » Minnesota’s prestigious Nature Valley Grand Prix is now invitation-only for women.

• » North Branch Cycling is looking for someone who can help it with its Web site. E-mail Robert Roop if you have experience and can help.

• » Half Acre Cycling wants to know what you thought about last week’s Calumet Park crits.

• » With Team Saxo Bank going Red, did Chicago-based SRAM double its chances of winning its first Tour this summer?

• » Lately I’ve been enjoying Cycling Tips Blog, and Jes Cisneros (North Branch) tells me he’s been liking The Esthetecyclist.

• » Local product Reid Mumford (Kelly Benefit Strategies) takes us inside his crib. The good life!

• » I’m delighted to have had a run of advertising support. I’m grateful for their support, and you too can support me by supporting them. ABD Cycling and CycleAnalyze Training Systems were two of my earliest advertisers. Chicago Cycling Forums is your place to say all the things I won’t let you say here. Super Week returns this with two straight weeks of racing. Flatlandia brings us the Leland Kermesse on April 25, and the University of Chicago Velo Club hosts the Monsters of the Midway May 16. The Lake Geneva Lodge is a bike-friendly vacation home in Lake Geneva. And soon joining them all will be the Tour of America’s Dairyland, a new weeklong series of races in June.

• » The O’Fallon Grand Prix faced some local opposition, but the road race has been approved for May 30, and registration is open. (The 5’s are already a quarter full.)

• » Ted Burger (Flatlandia) took some video of road in Belgium used for one of the most grueling and prestigious classics the stretch of gravel to be used in April’s Leland Kermesse.

• » Natasha Richardson‘s passing reminds that the brain is a fragile, fragile thing. It doesn’t take much trauma to loose it from its moorings. Please, friends: Remember your helmets, whether you’re making a run for milk or hammering up Sheridan Road. You’ll be forgiven for not looking Euro.

• » Following up on last week’s bird’s eye view of the Tour of Elk Grove, Bike Radar has collected cycling images culled from Google Street View.

• » The following links were written while I was on vacation two weeks ago, but it appears I neglected to make them live. Apologies for the delay!

• » The Illinois Cycling Association is asking teams to formally apply for membership. There has been discussion of fees or other requirements, but for 2009 membership is free.

• » Scarletfire Racing, which formerly raced under the banner of Delta Faucet and Lucas Oil, is now doing business as Verizon Wireless.

• » Yes, there will be a 2009 Chicago Time Trial Series.

• » TheCycleStudio is having another indoor CycleOps race March 28.

• » The Great Dane Velo Club of Madison has named its spring races after Greg Bednorski, a Cat 1 member who was killed in a cycling accident in September.

• » June’s Midwest Cycling Series has a new sponsor, the Wisconsin Milk Marketing Board, and with it a new name: Tour of America’s Dairyland.

• » The Illinois Cycling Association has more information about its team membership drive.

• » Speaking of the ICA, Steve Hansen (North Branch) made a fun discovery when zooming in on Elk Grove Village in Google Maps. Anyone have an idea which field it is?

• » Women, you have until Saturday to register for the Half Acre Kevin’s Crit Series and get $35 back in Tati Cycles credit.

• » Burnham Racing has secured discounted rooms close to its Spring Super Criterium. This could be handy for anyone going to the 7:30 a.m. beginners clinic, highly recommended for new racers.

• » Now that we’re racing again, don’t forget to offer or seek carpooling via the Ride Board. Let’s get through this recession together!

• » “Tears of joy is permitted only if from Italian descent.”

• » Kenosha Velosport has secured a location for its spring criterium series: the Lakeview Corporate Park in Pleasant Prairie, Wis. Racing takes place March 15, 22 and 29. Keep an eye here and on the ABR calendar for a flier. (OMG, 10 days until racing!)

• » Women have one less excuse not to race Half Acre’s crit series at the end of the month: Hyde Park’s Tati Cycles is offering a $35 gift certificate to any woman who registers for the entire series. Everyone is a guaranteed winner!

• » Men hoping to do the series should monitor the pre-registration numbers. The 4/5 field, capped at 50, is already a third full. (Confidential to HAC: Assuming there will be a fair amount of no-shows, will there be a waiting list for single-day entrants?)

• » Bikereg has recovered from its meltdown and says it’s taken measures to prevent it from happening again. If you had registered for Hillsboro-Roubaix or the Spring Super Criterium, make sure you’re still on the confirmed-rider lists, and also check your profile for accurate information.

• » When the Tuesday night practice criteriums resume in Matteson on April 7, they will qualify for upgrades from Cat 5 to 4. Racers must ride all three of a night’s events to receive credit for one race, but they are allowed to be dropped and lapped.

• » A Milwaukee cyclist is using cameras to capture unsafe motorists. (Via Lawyer Jim.)

• » Photographer Chris Dilts has published a beautiful set of portraits from last summer’s North America Cycle Courier Championships, held in Chicago.

• » Bikereg had a hardware meltdown over the weekend and is still working on recovering data. Users have been asked to help by sending in their race confirmations, but several people have told me that the message ended up in their spam folders, so check there if you never received anything.

• » Burnham Racing temporarily took down registration to the Spring Super Crit until Bikereg sorts things out. In the meantime, check out the Super Crit technical guide. Beginning racers should note that Burnham Racing, the Active Transportation Alliance and the Illinois Cycling Association are teaming to provide a safety clinic at 7:30 a.m. Randy Warren (XXX Racing-AthletiCo) will be the instructor. If this is your first race, this clinic is highly recommended.

• » Update: As of Thursday morning, Burnham Racing brought its registration back online, but now Hillsboro-Roubaix is down. I do not think, however, that there is any cause for alarm.

• » The flier is out for May 16’s Monsters of the Midway, the year’s first race within city limits.

• » New women’s elite squad Team BH USA now has a blog.

• » Chicago artist Steve Dennis is auctioning this amazing painting of Christian VandeVelde (Garmin-Slipstream), signed by the subject, at this weekend’s North American Handbuilt Bike Show in Indianapolis.

• » The list of items stolen from the home of Dave Zabriskie (Garmin-Slipstream) is as amazing as it is heart-breaking. Bikes! Space legs! $11,000 worth of Marvel statues! We’re going to have to buy a lot of DZ Nutz to get him back on his feet.

• » Trackies, keep an eye on WDT-Allvoi’s Web site for updates on the inaugural: Four Three Saturdays of track events with $7,000 in prize money. Men and women will compete in 3km and 1km time trials and a mass-start event to earn points toward the overall, with $700 going to the top man and $500 to the top woman.  The first event will be June 20 May 30. Update: Here is an updated flier with new dates and prizes, and check out the championship skinsuits given to the winners.

• » Yojimbo’s Track Cats, recent recipient of USA Cycling’s Center of Excellence award, is looking for Chicago juniors to take part in the 2009 season. Scholarship deadline is the end of March.

• » Kristen Meshberg (Team BH USA) finished 33rd in Sunday’s rainy and treacherous Tour of California criterium. Teammate Devon Haskell was looking good but flatted with five to go.

• » The New York Times takes a look at gender disparities in pro cycling.

• » Congratulations to The Chainlink for recently hitting its 1,000th member.

• » Mark your calendars: Tuesday night racing in Matteson returns April 7.

• » Be sure to root for Chicago’s Kristen Meshberg and Devon Haskell (Team BH USA) at Sunday’s Tour of California Women’s Criterium. Absent from the field, however, will be St. Louis’ Team Revolution, which is skipping the event to protest gender inequities and the abbreviated women’s racing.

• » Barrington Hills recently passed ordinances requiring cyclists to ride single-file and prohibiting riding “negligently,” which presumably means coasting through stop signs, exceeding speed limits and encroaching on crosswalks -- familiarly known as “behaving like a car.” (It could be worse: According to these minutes, the village has investigated “requiring bikers to come into the police station to pay a fee, sign a waiver and review rules and regulations.")

• » Sunday’s New York Times had a great profile of Svein Tuft (Garmin-Slipstream).

• » Turin is having weekly “Spring Bling” raffles through March.

• » The Chicago Tribune takes a look at our favorite cycling cause, World Bike Relief.

• » A Spring Lake woman was sentenced to four years for the hit-and-run that killed a cyclist near Kenosha, Wis., last year.

• » The Illinois Cycling Association has finalized its Illinois Cup schedule, including a poster for your cubicle.

• » The ICA’s next officials clinic is Saturday, March 21.

• » The Midwest Cycling Series has updated its schedule, adding races in Waterloo, Wis., and Waukesha, Wis., although there’s no indication whether these are criteriums or road races. Two dates remain to be announced. Prize tables are also available. Note that race winners will receive daily jerseys.

• » Hulu has the Cyclism.

• » In case you didn’t see it in person or when it aired on Comcast SportsNet, here’s the sprinting clinic that Project 5 Racing put on at the 2008 Tour of Elk Grove.

• » The Kansas City Pitch has a long profile of Steve Tilford (HRRC/Trek Stores), a legend we’re privileged to have race with us a few times each year.

• » Universal Sports will be televising Sunday’s world cyclocross championships. Watch on TV or online.

• » Jim Saplis (Apache) is teaching some Park Tool School classes at Cycles N Sports in Worth.  Three levels of classes are available from three to eight hours long, starting at $100 with two instructors and no more than five students. For more information call (708) 361-0440.

• » The Cycle Studio, a spin facility on North Harlem, is having hourlong indoor races in February.

• » If Chicago gets the Olympics, cycling may take place in Wisconsin. “The proposed Wisconsin road course would have an uphill finish and more elevation gain in each of its loops than any Olympic course other than Beijing. Each 22-mile loop has about 1.3 miles of climbs at lung-and-leg bursting 10 to 14 percent grades.”

• » Adjust your alarm clocks: Hillsboro-Roubaix registration is now a day sooner: Saturday, Feb. 14.

• » The Wisconsin Cycling Association 2009 schedule is out. It’s similar to previous years, although I’m sorry to see that the Whitnall Park Criterium, a personal favorite, is now a question mark, and the Spring Prairie Road Race conflicts with the Fox River Grove Cycling Classic, another climber’s delight, as well as the Winfield Criterium, ABR’s national championships. Speaking of the local races, the Illinois Cycling Association has published a Google calendar that includes most of the Illinois USCF schedule.

• » Chicago Cycling Forums is off to a good start. Check it out.

• » Check those wrappers: Clif Bar issues voluntary recall for some products.

• » The cyclocross season isn’t quite over yet. Team Mack invites you to New Salem State Park for the Tour de Groundhog on Sunday, Feb. 15.

• » FLASH! Hillsboro-Roubaix registration opens Feb. 15 Feb. 14 at 7 a.m.

• » Steve Hansen (North Branch), our Illinois Cycling Association president, has an important update on various endeavors. Also note that ICA races will be a hair more expensive to reflect increased USAC fees as well as charges associated with online pre-registration, which will now be absorbed by promoters and standardized.

• » Many times have people asked me to start a Chicago Bike Racing forum. Many times have I said, “Thanks, but no thanks.” Finally someone has decided to run with the idea on their own. Meet Chicago Cycling Forums, compliments of Waylon Janowiak (WDT-Allvoi).

• » I heard tales of good finds from Saturday’s bike swap in Madison. Our own Chicago Winter Bike Swap is this Saturday at Harper College.

• » CyclingNews takes a look at Tour de France revelation Christian Vande Velde (Garmin-Slipstream).

• » Results from the first round of ABD’s indoor time trials are online. The series continues Feb. 1. Meanwhile, Vision Quest’s indoor series continues in Highland Park.

• » Miss summer yet? A YouTube user has posted several videos from the Chicago Criterium, just six short months away.

• » “We raised our hands in a gesture of resignation.” Oh, Mario.

• » Organizers have released a preliminary Hillsboro-Roubaix flier. The major change is switching from combined 3/4 and 4/5 fields to straight-up 3, 4 and 5 fields. This should make the 4’s race more competitive, and it adds a total of 45 slots to the overall capacity. Entry fees are $5 higher, but the race remains a bargain. Registration will go through Bikereg.com. (Count on me to be checking it every morning. With only 50 spots available to them, Cat 5’s will want to be especially attentive.)

• » Yojimbo’s Track Cats, a program to introduce city juniors to the track, was one of 13 programs nationwide to receive a USA Cycling Center of Excellence grant.

• » Don’t let it be said that this sport won’t demand every last drop of blood, sweat and tears. To that first point, Turin is hosting a blood drive this Tuesday.

• » Speaking of Turin, general manager Chris Dimmick has been trotting the world helping Garmin-Slipstream and Team Milram fit into their Evanston-based Lake shoes.

• » Zach Thomas (Half Acre Cycling) profiles Lou Kuhn (Pony Shop) at Gapers Block.

• » Simon May (Team Pegasus) gives an update on Chicago’s Olympic velodrome dreams.

• » Also found at Hipster Nascar: Upscale apparel maker Rapha is looking for epic rides to add to its Rapha Continental collection. Flyover country is notably absent from its past travels. What, does navigating the potholes of Sheridan Road not count as epic?

• » Photos from Sunday’s Illinois Cycling Association banquet. If you missed it, you can catch Christan Vande Velde (Garmin) Friday evening when he appears at Get a Grip Cycles.

• » The Track Cats, a program to introduce city kids to the velodrome, has a new Web site as it enters its second year.

• » Is cycling growing? Yes.

• » Spider Monkey Racing is holding an open house for the 2009 season Tuesday, Dec. 16, at 7:30 p.m. at Village Tap, 2055 W. Roscoe.

• » The 2008 Druber Awards are out.

• » Only six months to the Sherman Park Criterium!

• » Why, yes, there is still time to order your 2009 Chicago Bike Racing calendars and have delivery by Christmas.

• » It’s not too late to register for Turin’s power training seminar this Saturday.

• » Speaking of Turin, it’s sponsoring Sunday’s state cyclocross championships in Montrose Park. This edition should be especially spectator-friendly. Bring $20 and you can go home with another brilliant print from cyclist and artist Jay Ryan. Also think of bringing canned foods for Turin’s food drive, benefiting Greater Chicago Food Depository.

• » :25 ... :26 ... :27 ... KAPOW! (From an even better angle.)

• » After you’ve changed into clean clothes and gotten your core temperature back above 90, head to the ICA awards banquet.

• » “I realize that the road is to be shared by everyone ... If I was physically able to ride a bike, I would ride one myself.” A hit-and-run driver apologizes.

• » In case Santa brings you too much or too little, two post-Christmas bike swaps to note: In Madison the Brazen Dropouts present the 18th Annual Chronometro Bike Swap, one of the largest in the country, on Jan. 10. The following weekend our own Chicagoland Winter Bike Swap returns to Harper College.

• » The Chicagoland Bicycle Federation Active Transportation Alliance has started a support group for victims of crashes. Its next meeting is Saturday. Friends and family members of those who have been killed or injured in traffic crashes are also welcome to attend. Related reading from Pez: “Recovering from crashes.”

• » Anyone who has raced against Kayle Leogrande (Rock Racing) since Superweek 2007, go ahead and increase your placing by one. (Some further background.)

• » Why Chicago? Hot dogs. Vote for a wiener winner here.

• » Cycle Smithy, which has been killing the 4b cross races, made a video from Sunday’s sand pit madness. Here’s another Lansing video. And here’s more video from Northbrook. Check out the expert stop, drop and roll around 2:33.

• » How big is cyclocross in Portland, Ore.? Even their unicycle category gets 15 riders. (Their beginner and masters categories field 120-150.)

• » The Illinois Cycling Association released the flier for its Dec. 7 awards banquet, featuring Christian Vande Velde (Garmin). Admission includes entry into a raffle for an autographed jersey.

• » The latest recruitment event comes from XXX Racing-AthletiCo, which is having an open house for women on Sunday, Dec. 7. And in the west and southwest suburbs, Team Apache is forming an elite team but is also looking for riders at all levels.  Its membership meeting will be Dec. 13. E-mail president Jim Saplis for more information.

• » Registration closes tomorrow for next week’s introductory officiating clinic.

• » I have it on good authority that Hillsboro-Roubaix will be Saturday, April 18, not the previously reported 4th. Adjust your mesocycles accordingly. Nevermind. April 4 it is.

• » Working on your cadence this winter? Monday, Dec. 1, kicks off a series of IRO Sprints, fixed-fork roller races with a speed-metal edge and a generous prize list. Check out this promotional video, as well as photos from the original IRO Sprints in March 2007 and from the last time it was held at the Cobra.

• » The Chicagoland Bicycle Federation has a new name and mission. (Rest easy. I have no plans to rebrand CBR as Chicago Active Transportation Racing.)

• » Please take note of CBR’s newest sponsor, Turin, which is hosting a power training clinic on Saturday, Dec. 6. Should be a good introduction to power for those who like me have succumbed to the dark arts of wattage this off-season.

• » Several cyclists are among Chicago Athlete’s candidates for Clif Bar Athlete of the Year, including Devon Haskell (Team Get a Grip Cycles/Pony Shop) and Rebecca Much (Webcor/XXX Racing-AthletiCo).

• » Your next Illinois Cycling Association meeting will be Saturday, Nov. 22, at SRAM, 1333 N. Kingsbury. Special thanks to SRAM for providing a location so convenient to Chicgao riders.

• » OK, so the flaming barriers in Milwaukee were pretty cool, but Portland this weekend incorporated a windmill into the course!

• » In local cross action, Mike the Veloist put together a video from Northbrook’s excellent cross course. Meanwhile, some fans are working to upload Chicago Cyclocross Cup results to Cross Results, a site that crunches numbers and tracks riders’ “nemeses” and “victims.” (For example.)

• » Only 42 more shopping days until Christmas.

• » Mark your calendars: The Illinois Cycling Association will have an awards banquet in Highland Park on Sunday, Dec. 7, following that day’s state cyclocross championships. Christian Vande Velde (Garmin) will be the guest speaker.

• » Did someone say calendar?

• » One more reason to be a fan of Steve Tilford (HRRC/Trek): He rescues kittens on his training rides.

• » Rebecca Much (Webcor) has been moonlighting this cross season with her former XXX Racing-AthletiCo squad. She writes about the season so far at CyclingNews.

• » Northbrook Garner and Flatlandia are teaming up to “Save Ferris” at Sunday’s cyclocross race. The following week, Lansing Cross will introduce collegiate categories to the Chicago Cyclocross Cup.

• » The worst part of winter isn’t the cold or the suck: It’s having to clean all the salt and gunk off your bike after a simple ride. That’s why Rapid Transit’s winter tune-up package seems like a good idea.

• » In addition to the winter workout series I mentioned last week, Endure It Sports in Naperville offers CompuTrainer classes, including Saturday sessions taught by Chris Mosora (Lucas Oil).

• » Three feet, please.

• » Fire! Fire! Fire! I sure hope nobody dressed as a scarecrow to Sunday’s cross race in Wisconsin. This costume may be my favorite. (At least, I assume it’s a costume.)

• » Time to start thinking about indoor training. Turin in Evanston is offering two winter workout series: free plyometrics and intervals on Monday nights, plus pilates and resistance stretching on Wednesdays. Elsewhere, ABD and Prairie Path Cycles offer two sets of winter boot camps. And Kristen Meshberg (Flatlandia) offers Pedaling with a Purpose: Sundays and Thursdays in Westmont and Saturdays and Wednesdays at Tsubos in Chicago.

• » Speaking of indoor riding, Vision Quest has released the flier for its indoor time trial series. It’s the inverse of most time trials: Instead of measuring who goes a given distance the fastest, it determines who goes the farthest in 30 minutes.

• » Someone with an apparent surfeit of free time put together a video from inside the Chicago Criterium. Note how the auteur selflessly let himself fall from first to last in the first half-lap in order to give everyone a chance to be on camera.

• » How many times do I have to tell you people? Finish the race, then celebrate. Thank you.

• » According to the Ride Board, the Cuttin’ Cruiser has room for a trip to cyclocross nationals in Kansas City. I’m tempted to go along just for the ride, perhaps even to be the Tom Wolfe to its Furthur.

• » Saturday’s ICA meeting has changed locations. It is now at the Lisle police station, 5040 Lincoln Ave. Need extra incentive to attend? State championship jerseys will be distributed. (If any go unclaimed, I’m going to steal one and go as Matt Smith (Vitaminwater-Trek) for Halloween.)

• » Some recruitment efforts in addition to those I mentioned last week: The University of Chicago Velo Club is meeting tonight at 6 p.m. in Harper 130. Team Pegasus is having a membership meeting Nov. 11 at Weegee’s, 3659 W. Armitage Ave. Down in Champaign, Wild Card Cycling is having a kick-off meeting Nov. 19 at the Champaign Public Library, 200 W. Green St.

• » Blow-by-blow of how Dave Wiens (Topeak-Ergon) beat Lance Armstrong (Astana). (See also the New York Times version.)

• » Why is Kanye West hatin’ on Zipps?

• » Sometimes the bear gets you. Sometimes you get the bear.

• » If you’ve ever discussed bike racing and started a sentence with, “Someone should ...” or “Why don’t they ...,” you’re an excellent candidate to be your team’s representative at next Saturday’s Illinois Cycling Association meeting.

• » Some of the $700 billion bailout may be coming our way.

• » Juniors, did you know you race for free at Chicago Cyclocross Cup events? Parents, did you know there’s a beer garden at Sunday’s race?

• » Get a Grip Cycles’ club is looking for women to add to its 2009 roster. E-mail .  Half Acre Cycling is holding a membership meeting Nov. 2, and North Branch Cycling is having one on Oct. 24; e-mail president Rob Roop for more info. Other teams with recruitment activities should let me know and I’ll help spread the word.

• » “Hasn’t it got a stand?”

• » Now that the racing is done, some people apparently have too much time on their hands.

• » Who will your team be sending to the ICA fall meeting on Oct. 25?

• » Ben Popper (HRS/Rock Lobster) is writing a rider diary for Cyclocross Magazine.

• » Thursday is Bike Messenger Appreciation Day.

• » This year’s Dick Herron Memorial Bike & Walk to honor cyclists and pedestrians killed in traffic will be Sunday, Oct. 19.

• » Safety is sexy.

• » New York cyclists, 1. Asshole state senators, 0.

• » John Wilke took video from this weekend’s big cross races in Madison.

• » Team Pegasus is preparing a racy 2009 calendar. (FWIW, CBR will be producing a racy calendar, too, as it did last year. And by “racy” I mean “There will be pictures of races.")

• » This Sunday’s cross race is way out in Dekalb, but it should be one of most fun in the series. (Waffles! Bake sale! Heated shelter!) Don’t miss it on account of gas money. Carpool!

• » The Chicago Cyclocross Cup presents High-Octane Fuel for Cyclocross, a seminar by noted sports nutritionist Monique Ryan. The Oct. 7 event costs $15 and requires pre-registration.

• » Speaking of which, the Chicago Cyclocross Cup opened Sunday in Jackson park and included more than a hundred riders in the 4’s. Results are online. A few photo galleries: Mike Campbell, Carolyn Golz, Melody Kramer, Jen Schuetz, Matthew Sipple, Ed White.

• » How hot is cross? Not one but two documentaries take a look at the 2007 national championships: “Nine Ball Diaries” and “Zero Traction”

• » Check your mirror, save a life.

• » Final Illinois Cup standings are updated. ICA vice president Steve Hansen (North Branch Cycling) provides some analysis.

• » In other ICA news, the introductory officials clinic I mentioned last week has been moved to Nov. 29.

• » Have you found Universal Sports on your television yet?  World championships will be televised this week, from the time trials through Sunday’s road race.

• » Get a Grip Cycles is missing some bikes.

• » Cycling needs more fans so stark-raving mad about the sport that they don giant antlers and prance around with enormous flags. Cycling also needs more riders like Juan Antonio Flecha.
  

• » Naz Hamid (Half Acre Cycling) brings us the most beautiful flier we’re liable to see in these parts. Also, waffles! And cupcakes!

• » And two weeks later, Carpentersville Cyclocross will have beer. Hooray for cross!

• » Don’t forget to use the Ride Board as you plan your cross season.

• » Police on Friday arrested Barbara Lee and charged her in last month’s hit-and-run death of a Chicago cyclist in Wisconsin.

• » Some North Shore roadies have started group rides under the WGAS flag, complete with uniforms. What does WGAS stand for? Find out at their blog.

• » Local components maker SRAM is selling 40 percent of itself to Lehman Brothers. (At the rate Wall Street is melting down, I’m surprised SRAM didn’t buy 40 percent of Lehman Brothers.)

• » Two of our big August crits are going to be televised on Comcast SportsNet. The Tour of Elk Grove will be on at Sept. 20 at noon and Sept. 30 at 12:30 p.m. Downers Grove will be televised this Sunday at 4:30 p.m., Sept. 16 at 12:30 p.m., Sept. 27 at noon and Sep. 28 at 6 p.m. Set your TiVos!

• » Check out the sweet Chicago Cross Cup T-shirt designed by Jesse Lalonde. They cost $15, with a portion of the proceeds going to World Bicycle Relief.

• » Why, yes, that was your editor who won yesterday’s Tour of Missouri “Guess the Catch” at CyclingNews. (Confidential to CyclingNews human resources: Is it really a guess when you know this much about professional cycling, are this good with computers and have this much media experience?)
  

• » How did Team Tibco prepare to sweep the women’s races at Downers Grove? Watch and learn, compliments of SRAM’s Road Diaries. Also dig this CyclingNews profile of double national champion Brooke Miller (Team Tibco).

• » SRAM also has this interview with Chris Horner (Astana), days before he would help Levi Leipheimer win gold in Beijing break his collarbone at the Tour of Elk Grove.

• » Some veterans of the Wednesday night Chicago Cycling Club rides are starting a team for Cat 4’s and 5’s. Read their flier. Any team that quotes Tim Krabbe is A-OK by me. (Link fixed.)

• » A new team is coming together in northwest Indiana, too: United South Shore Racing.

• » Patrick McNally (Team MS Racing) is starting a weekly ride from Wicker Park. He’ll leave at 6:30 a.m. each Wednesday from Alliance Bakery, 1736 W Division St. Expect 60-90 minutes at a brisk pace.

• » Mark Swartzendruber (Lucas Oil) on the Tour of Oak Brook.

• » Charles Biro (Team Get a Grip Cycles) sends along this post-collision checklist. It appears to be Canadian, so your mileage may vary, and it doesn’t include advice I’ve heard Lawyer Jim give countless times: Do not discuss your collision online. What you say online can and will be used against you when it comes time to go after the driver.

• » Finally! A free, convenient way to arrange carpools!
  

• » Francisco Torralba (Team Tati) has a new blog. Among other things, it’s stocked with links to cyclocross video tutorials.

• » Did someone say cyclocross? The Chicago Cyclocross Cup kicks off in a few weeks, starting with a clinic for both beginning and experienced riders in Chicago. Next five four to register get The first 10 who registered got a free cyclocross DVD.

• » I’ve been a big fan of the Fall Fling ever since I competed as a citizen. ABD has announced the dates, mixing it up this year by putting the road race on the first weekend and the time trial the following. This is a great chance to experience stage racing, and it can be a good way to try out whatever category you hope to race in in 2009. And for late bloomers coming into form only now, it’s an opportunity to taste enough success to motivate your off-season training. (Full disclosure: ABD is an advertiser here, but I’d tout the series’ awesomeness regardless.)

• » The Glencoe Grand Prix put together a nifty slideshow to celebrate the 2008 edition.

• » John Wilke has been taking great shots on the road all season.  Last night he shot some video of closing night at the Kenosha velodrome, if you’re into that track stuff.

• » This speedometer vest looks like an awesome idea.

• » New Belgium Brewing is returning to Chicago to raise more funds for West Town Bikes. This time it’s the Urban Assault Ride. On the one hand it’s a good benefactor and a good cause. On the other, it seems to be some sort of alleycat crossed with a corporate team-building exercise, and the implicit contradictions make my head hurt. How dare they co-opt the subculture that so many of us have rightfully stolen!

• » Confidential to fellow CyclingNews readers: Yes, it could be perfect. Already applied. Don’t tell the Colonel.

• » I hope he has good chamois creme and a long attention span: Race Across America veteran Bryce Walsh will this Saturday attempt to break the 24-hour record for track riding, as well as the 1,000-kilometer world record, at the Northbrook Velodrome.

• » A Chicago cyclist was hit and killed near the Wisconsin border this weekend. A possible vehicle has been located, but no arrests have been made. This is the third serious hit-and-run in as many weeks, coming after last Tuesday’s scary attack on the Alberto’s ride.

• » The North American Cycle Courier Championships are coming to Chicago over Labor Day Weekend. No, it’s not an alleycat. Yes, they have the city’s blessings. Yes, non-messengers can compete.

• » CyclingNews’ Mark Zalewski has a great summary of what’s wrong with the pro cycling calendar. Or, why half the pros skipped three of the best races in Chicago history.

• » Scott Van Maldegiam (Spin Doctor Cyclewerks) hosted members of the Aaron’s pro cycling team this weekend and recommends the experience to others.

• » The dark, cold, unforgiving maw of winter is nearly upon us. Please don’t forget to light up as you head out after 6, including on any of the weekday group rides. This means you, fans of the Midweekegem.

• » Noseless saddle, you say?

• » By popular demand I have introduced the ability to remunerate the editor. Or, just say thanks some time.

• » The popular Gateway Cup in St. Louis over Labor Day weekend is making a push for more female athletes. Race fees are lower, the total purse is generous (with primes for the 4’s!) and housing is available.

• » Also for women, next Thursday is the Elaine Neikritz Trophy Race at the Northbrook Velodrome, a $1,000 35-lap scratch race. It’s a women’s open race, but there is also a women’s 4’s race on the schedule.

• » The idea of Sunday Parkways, in which portions of the boulevard system will be closed to motorized traffic, is finally becoming a reality, sort of. John Greenfield has the scoop and some commentary.

• » The Quad Cities area mourns Craig Schultz, a doctor and bike racer who was killed Thursday morning. Police arrested a driver and charged him with leaving the scene of a fatal crash.

• » Do you use Look Keo pedals?

• » Meet The Chainlink, your latest social network for Chicago cyclists.

• » While I was on vacation a local newspaper acknowledged bike racing’s existence.

• » What we’re up against: “Get On The &#$&ing Sidewalk!”

• » Don’t miss Mark Swartzendruber’s Superweek report.

• » Some more crash porn from the Superweek 3’s.

• » The Tour of Oak Brook, our state road race championship, now has a Web site.

• » The Bicycle Film Festival comes to Chicago next week. “Road to Roubaix” looks particularly good.

• » A friend of Amber Rais (Team Tibco) tells me that her post-up upon winning Sunday’s Chicago Criterium was a new invention: “Spraying the Uzi.” Take that, Flecha!

• » Full but imperfect Chicago Criterium results.

• » Watch as a cyclist brazenly and viciously attacks a police officer’s forearm. (The New York Times has this update, and Bike Snob NYC has this commentary.)

• » Just in time for Cyclocross: Carlos Cabalu is taking orders for his sexy Unattached Rider kits.

• » ABD/Geargrinder coach Julie Carter has been appointed director of the Midwestern State College cycling team. The famed Texas program owns 21 national championships, including Bristol, Wis., native Natalie Klemko (Team Advil-Chapstick) in the 2007 Division I road race.

• » Longtime cyclist and masters racer Paul Sorenson (The Bike Shop) of Aurora died Friday after an unexplained crash while training in Ohio. Visitation will be Thursday from 4 to 8 p.m. at the Frederich-Jones Funeral Home, 44 South Mill St., Naperville.

• » More sad news: ABD member Jon Flick was seriously injured in a car accident his month. ABD is organizing a July 30 ride to raise funds to help him out.

• » It’s been hard not to notice the Attack Cycles wheels the Rock Racing lads have sported during Superweek. This is a new venture from Rahsaan Bahati, who jokes in this CyclingNews profile that the “bling-bling” wheels are “for the people who like to spend money but don’t really go that fast.”

• » The Chicagoland Bicycle Federation will have a members-only viewing section at Sunday’s Chicago Criterium. Bring your member card for entry.

• » Rising gas prices confirm what we’ve known all along: Driving less saves lives.

• » Another suspicion confirmed: Bicycles are useful for chasing down evil-doers.

• » Here’s a thorough VeloNews update of last week’s L.A. road rage incident, plus this update on felony charges.

• » Frank Zappa was a cyclist.

• » A great collection of photos from the 2008 tour.

• » Precisely how awesome is Chris Horner (Astana)? This awesome. Perhaps he’ll be offering piggy-back rides during the Chicago Criterium?

• » Results of the ICA’s chip-timing survey.

• » These two Kenyans have a great idea, but apparently haven’t heard of Rahsaan Bahati (Rock Racing). Or Justin Williams (Rock Racing). Or Erik Saunders (Time). OK, it’s a short list, but it’s still a list. Or does U.S. cycling just not count? (Don’t answer that.)

• » Your 2008 cyclocross schedule.

• » A horrifying road rage incident in L.A., in which a car stops short ahead of cyclists on a training ride. (Our own case of alleged road rage goes to trial in late August. Stay tuned.)

• » Once again, your destination for wonky Tour de France analysis -- and the upcoming Olympics -- is Science of Sport. It’s a daily must-read.

• » Something to make your bike utterly theft-proof. (Thanks, Simon.)

• » Will old ten-speeds be the next fixed gears?

• » It’s a long drive, but organizers of September’s Oak Ridge Fall Velo Classic omnium invite you to take a stab at their $10,000 purse.

• » Fleshed-out Superweek schedules are available: for P/1/2’s, and for the rest of us.

• » Barrington Hills police: Despite advances in horsepower and protective metal cages, drivers “intimidated” by skinny men in tight shorts.

• » Let us now salute Glen Chadwick (Team Type 1): ”I necked half the can like in a commercial and launched the remains over the heads of some spectators.” Watch the video. (Thanks, Newt.)

• » In the wake of several catastrophic doorings, some cyclists are starting an awareness campaign to remind drivers (and passengers!) to check their mirrors.

• » How does a Chicagoan train for the Tour de France? Wind.

• » Local riders Bob Schrank and Alex Bowden were part of this years Team Type 1 team in the Race Across America.  They finished Tuesday morning with a 22.5 mph average. Their 5-day, 13-hour and 40-minute performance was good for 2nd, just a few hours out of first place.

• » Also at RAAM, Cal’s bartender Scott McIntosh is riding the solo division and is still on the road at this moment, sitting in 7th place. Follow along on his blog. To raise funds for McIntosh’s race, Turin commissioned renowned artist Jay Ryan to create this commemorative poster.

• » Illinois Cup standings have been updated. Monsters of the Midway results are also finally available.

• » Phil Liggett calls the Madison at the Northbrook Velodrome.

• » Don’t forget that Astana director Johan Bruyneel will appear Friday evening at The Book Cellar in Lincoln Square.

• » Reminder: When you throw your bike at the line, the bike ought not actually leave your hands.

• » Much of the Chicago Cuttin’ Crew is heading to Toronto this weekend for the Cycle Messenger World Championships. Naturally they are getting there in style.

• » Speaking of messenger world championships, don’t miss this reminiscence from Avi Neurohr (Unattached).

• » The human body is a beautiful thing. That said, I’m not sure where I stand on the World Naked Bike Ride. No, wait, I know exactly where I stand: far, far away. In pants.

• » I’m not sure what is more astonishing about the much-ballyhooed crosswalk sting: That cars kill one pedestrian a week, or that Chicago police are actually doing something about it, however token the gesture might be. (Can you imagine how vigorous the response would be if it were Osama bin Ladin and not Henry Ford who killed 52 Chicagoans a year?)

• » With all due respect to my dirtbag friends, I always thought it said volumes that John Kerrey was a roadie and George Bush was a mountain biker. One goes for long, contemplative rides and pacelines with others toward a common goal. The other flies solo, tearing up the natural environment and satisfying his short attention span (if not bloodlust) by jumping over obstacles with nary a thought as to what calamities might lie on the other side. What, then, do we make of a candidate who rides a mountain bike on the sidewalk? Can we vote for such a man? (I don’t know what John McCain rides. Probably a Rascal.)

• » I’m not sure which I like more: bikes or New Belgium beer. The Tour de Fat on June 21 is a chance to enjoy both. (The event is a benefit for West Town Bikes, which is soliciting volunteers.)

• » In addition to great beer, New Belgium also makes great commercials.

• » This could be a fun way to make recovery shakes.

• » Time Out Chicago did a round-up of Chicago racing in its bike issue last week, plus an interview with messenger heartthrob Jeff Perkins (Chicago Cuttin’ Crew).

• » Juniors: Whatever you do, DO NOT watch this video. (Thanks, Steven.)

• » Women interested in track racing should consider this women’s clinic this Saturday, hosted by Francine Haas (Alberto’s). Loaner bikes available.

• » Two local Vision Quest riders are spending the summer racing in Belgium. Follow along as they blog: Bryan McVey and Luca Lenzi.

• » What we’re up against: A Chicago cyclist this weekend was fined in Fox Lake for violating Village Code 8-3-7: “No person upon roller skates or riding in or by means of any coaster, toy vehicle, or similar device shall go upon any roadway except while crossing a street on a crosswalk.” Toy vehicle!? Fortunately there’s a happy ending: The CBF swooped in to get the ticket dismissed and enlighten the police officer.

• » Are you excited for Superweek yet? Maybe this video will help.

• » Oh, Dave. Whether it’s chamois creme or Yield to Life, he’s always looking to save our skin.

• » Chicago police to cyclists: Get bent.

• » Superweek has a much-needed new Web site. A second Bensenville crit is now on the schedule, but there’s still a void for Monday, July 14.

• » Here’s a better video of David Millar‘s famous bike throw.

• » Speaking of the Giro, find your feeds and brush up on your Italian at Cycling Fans.

• » Note: Your sprint should end with a bike throw at the finish line, not with 1km to go.

• » The international Ride of Silence to remember cyclists killed on roadways will take place May 21. Chicago’s ride leaves Daley Plaza at 6:45 p.m.

• » The Chicagoland Bicycle Federation has long been at the forefront of defending our rights and fighting for our safety. Recent events show that its work is needed now more than ever. Show your support by attending the May 23 Phil Liggett fundraiser at Turin in Evanston. UPDATE: Tickets have now been discounted to $25!

• » If you’re not yet reading Rapid Transit’s Chicago Bike Blog, I recommend starting.

• » Consider this your weekly reminder to register to race and volunteer at Sherman Park June 14.

• » A certain friend of CBR also reminds you to consider the Duluth Classic over Memorial Day weekend. Entry fees go up significantly after May 19. Stage racing is a blast, and the chance to do two road races in one weekend may be well worth the drive to warm, sunny Duluth, Minn.

• » ABD’s Memorial Day weekend masters series now has 30+ fields.

• » Paging Corey Higgs! I’m told you left a wheel at the Vernon Hills Grand Prix. E-mail me and I’ll tell you how to contact the promoter to retrieve it. (Tip for everyone else: Always leave your phone number and e-mail address with your spare wheels.)
  

• » The driver accused of running a red light and killing a cyclist last week is unlikely to face sanction beyond a driving citation. Coincidentally, a bill is before the state House to increase penalties for drivers whose recklessness kills cyclists, pedestrians or motorcyclists. The Vulnerable Users Bill already passed the state Senate 54-0 but must pass the House by Friday. The CBF has more information, and here’s how you can contact your state representative.

• » Red Eye readers got their money’s worth Friday when Eric Goodwin and Matt Smith of Vitaminwater-Trek made an appearance in Five on Five, in which we finally learn why Smith is online all the time.

• » Speaking of Vitaminwater-Trek, Goodwin is managing the Illinois Tour de Cure, a fundraiser to benefit the American Diabetes Association. He’s looking for volunteers for the June 7 ride in Geneva, as well as for cyclists to help lead a 60km group ride May 17. E-mail him if your team would like some extra exposure.

• » Ladies, clear your appointment book. The Flickr group you’ve been waiting for is here: Moustaches of the peloton.

• » It’s no moonwalking bear, but there is a giant chicken in this gag video that Gatorade is attempting to turn viral. UPDATE: Former Chicago rider Angelo DiGiovine was an extra in the shoot and snuck this shot from the climb.

• » What part of “If you liked me you’d pre-register” do you people not understand?

• » Do me a favor and pre-register for Sherman Park, will you? If you love Chicago, if you love bike racing, if you love Chicago Bike Racing <cough> <cough> , you will do this race. Pre-registering makes things easier for everyone, and keeps it from looking like a freakin’ XXX Racing-AthletiCo scrimmage.

• » More great video from Biff Bradford: Watch as the breakaway develops in the Cat 3 race of Great Dane No. 2.

• » Reach deep into your suitcase of courage money and come hear Phil Liggett speak. The May 23 fundraiser at Turin benefits the Chicagoland Bicycle Federation.

• » Keep your eye out for the orange jerseys of Team TATI, founded and run by Hyde Park’s Tati Cycles. The team , exclusively for Hyde Park residents, is on a mission to bring European values and, just as important, European style to the local scene.

• » Speaking of Hyde Park love, UCVC got some love this week from the college media: “Newly competitive velo club qualifies for D-II Nationals.”

• » So you just graduated college, nobody is hiring and your parents want you out of the basement. What you need to know to be a messenger in Chicago.

• » Some recently posted fliers: Baraboo Road Race, May 3. Denzer Delight (nee Leland Grand Prix), May 17. Winfield Criterium weekend, May 31-June 1. Cobb Park Criterium, June 21. Proctor Cycling Classic (state criterium championships), June 29.

• » It’s still only April but tensions are already high on the Wednesday night Midweekegem.

• » It’s outside the normal CBR radius and it conflicts with Winfield, but on May 31 there’s the O’Fallon Grand Prix, an intriguing road race downstate.

• » Here is a great primer on race tactics and conserving energy. If you’re still beating your head against the wall with pack finishes, this is a must-read. In fact, read it twice. Shoot, read it until you win.

• » Sources tell me that Carlos Cabalu (Unattached) is preparing a May 5 order for his line of Unattached Rider gear. Perfect for the group rides where you’re embarrassed to be seen in your team’s own kit.

• » Registration for masters national criterium and road race championships, to be held June 30-July 6 in Louisville, Ky., opens April 29. Instead of field limits this year, qualifying heats will be employed to accommodate demand.

• » Our friends at WDT-Allvoi have a shiny new Web site, just in time to celebrate some great results in Sunday’s Single Bong Time Trial: victory in the 40+ and 1-2-3 in the 3’s.

• » Half Acre Cycling invites you to come watch Paris-Roubaix this Sunday at the Black Rock Pub & Kitchen, 3614 N. Damen Ave. A few lucky fans will go home with free Half Acre beer or swag. There’s no cover, but portions of each purchase go to support the team.  Viewing starts at 4 p.m.

• » I enjoyed this retrospective of UCVC jerseys, including this insight that could only come from Hyde Park: “The same qualities that go into a good essay are the same as should be used to design a cycling uniform. These qualities are: 1) All of the components must form a comprehensive unit; 2) Simpler is always better; 3) Fonts should be consistent, 4) Contrast, contrast, contrast; and 5) Proofread.”

• » Trying racing for the first time? Bike Snob NYC has some advice for you. As usual, there is truth and wisdom underneath the snark. “Being in a breakaway is like going from a cushy job at a big company with a regular paycheck to a really hard job at a tiny company where you have to work 16-hour days on commission only and people are always yelling at you.”

• » Here’s an interesting race report in which an entire field is relegated one spot after Steve Tilford (HRRC/Trek Stores) takes the centerline rule into his own hands. (Tilford would win nonethless.)

• » Illinois’ junior senator paid a visit to the Little 500 this weekend but didn’t stick around to watch the Cutters prevail yet again. (Check out this photo of Mike Sherer, sporting the Pony Shop colors. His team would come in 3rd.)

• » Everyone’s raving about Sunday’s Super Criterium, but the Burnham boys want to even better. Help them out by completing this survey.

• » I know that my readers would never, ever leave bar or gel wrappers behind during a race. But did you know that recycling your wrappers can help charity?

• » It’s a late addition to the Hillsboro canon, but don’t miss Mark Swartzendruber‘s Roubaix report, in which we discover the Druber’s performance-degrading drug of choice: gin!

• » New to racing? Check out these free video tutorials. (Thanks, Jason.) Also of interest may be this attractive guide to racing from Iowa’s Punk Racing Cycling.

• » Evanston’s Eugene Sloane, author of “Sloane’s Complete Book of Bicycling: The Cyclist’s Bible,” died Saturday. See this Time mention of Sloane from 1970.

• » Greta Neimanas (XXX Racing-AthetiCo) was profiled in a recent Arizona Daily Star story. (Thanks, Imelda.) The Paralympic hopeful is also featured in this public service campaign from the U.S. Olympic Committee.

• » There’s more information up at Chicago Time Trial Series, including registration for the April 20 opener in Sugar Grove.

• » Congratulations to local officials Dave Fowkes and Marek Jasinski for becoming national commissaires, the highest certification offered by USA Cycling.

• » Some background on the masters 3/4 races you may be seeing more of in Wisconsin this year.  (Thanks, Scott.)

• » How to crash like a pro. (Thanks, Matt.)

• » Ron Cook (Project 5 Racing) dug up some Sun-Times coverage from the 1987 Citi-Circuit, a weekend of criteriums in Downers Grove, Evanston and downtown Chicago.  Total purse for the weekend was $75,000, which back then was quite a bit of scratch. Downers Grove was on the same course we know today, and Evanston was similar to last year’s Evanston Grand Prix. The Chicago course was located near the spot of this year’s Chicago Criterium, but instead of ducking down to Michigan Avenue it included two 180-degree turns on Columbus, not unlike the Tour of Elk Grove course. Note also the snarky lede from reporter Kevin Williams, now a track sprinter for Alberto’s: “Memo to racers: Don’t fall asleep out there, as these aren’t the most exciting courses in the world.” This from a man who has spent most of his cycling life turning left.

• » There’s no sound more beautiful than an exciting race being called in Italian. “Un attacco! Un attacco! Vittoria storica! Eroica!”

• » Run a red -- allegedly -- go to jail. Welcome to the new Chicago. Elsewhere, the Lake County Sheriff’s Department recently had a word with the Judson Ride after it rolled through a stop sign on Everett, and this week the Glencoe police stopped a Met Cycling rider for going through a red light, with “no traffic and sleet falling from the sky at about 6:15 a.m.”

• » Coincidentally, a new study finds that 96 percent of Chicago drivers exceed the speed limit by 5 mph or more. CBF notes that when cars strike pedestrians at 40 mph, the victims stand a 20 percent chance of survival.

• » Psyche yourself up for Hillsboro with this trailer for an upcoming Paris-Roubaix documentary. ("Every day when I wake up, I see myself winning it.” Poor George. I know the feeling.)

• » The popular Turin ride resumes tonight at 5:30. It doesn’t move to 6 until Memorial Day, and lights are recommended during March.

• » Only 10 days to Hillsboro. Only 10 days to show your appreciation by making a donation to the Montgomery County Cancer Association, which will be providing volunteer course marshals.

• » How much difference does a high-performance bike make to a recreational rider? Matt Haughey decided to find out.

• » I totally missed it. Did you? (Sorry, Matt.)

• » Burnham Racing has gone the extra meter and produced a professional-looking technical guide for its April 6 Spring Super Criterium.

• » The Chicago Time Trial Series announced its dates and locations for 2008. The first race will be April 20 in Sugar Grove, hosted by QuavR.

• » Chrome has come out with a line of messenger playing cards to benefit couriers injured on the job. Chicago is represented on diamonds. (For some reason the project reminds me of another famous novelty deck.)

• » How I spent my spring vacation.

• » Some lucky fans catch a foul ball. Some lucky fans catch a Zipp wheel.
  
• » Chris Horner’s cross bikes are for sale. Legs and all-around awesomeness not included.
  
• » Two early races suggest officials are enforcing the centerline rule harder than ever this year. At the Froze Toes Road Race in Columbia, Mo., many riders were disqualified after their race. And at last week’s collegiate road race in Indiana, an entire field was sanctioned for excessive violations. (Race reports here, and here, and here, and here.) Hillsboro-Roubaix has its share of narrow roads. I wouldn’t be surprised if enforcement there is just as vigorous. It will result in some tense, congested riding, but you’ve been warned: Be patient or be gone.
  
• » Punk Rock Cycling in Iowa is offering babysitting at its races.
  
• » Monster Track, a major alleycat in New York, has canceled this weekend’s street race, partly in response to last week’s tragedy in Chicago. The announcement cited safety concerns associated with the event’s growth and its popularity among non-messengers. (I’m told not to expect the Tour da Chicago to return this year, if ever.)

• » The Chicagoland Bicycle Federation is looking for new bike ambasssadors.

• » VeloNews legal columnist Bob Mionske will be speaking tomorrow night at Turin, 1027 Davis St. in Evanston. A reception will be at 6:30 p.m. with a talk at 7. (Mionske’s most recent column addresses cyclists’ rights in Wisconsin.)

• » Seattle study: Caffeine is bad for cyclist.

• » A few Chicago racers headed to Tennessee last Memorial Day for the Edgar Soto Memorial Stage Race, but the event has been changed to two June criteriums. It’s a trek, but an alternative might be the Duluth Classic.

• » This week’s Tour of California has a few Chicago connections. Today’s wearer of the yellow jersey, Tyler Farrar (Slipstream), won a national championship at Downers Grove in 2005. His teammate Christian Vandevelde is a native of Lemont. Riding for Jelly Belly is former ABD rider Bryce Mead, and riding for Kelly Benefit Strategies is Reid Mumford, formerly of XXX Racing-AthletiCo and ABD. Riding for Toyota-United are 2007 Elk Grove winner Ivan Dominguez and the Clarke brothers: Hilton won at Elk Grove and Downers Grove in 2006, and in 2007 Jonny raced Superweek and other local crits. Finally, winning Monday’s women’s criterium was Brooke Miller (Tibco), who recently did a short stint in the Chicago area. Kristen Meshberg (Flatlandia) was there, too, and finished 36th.

• » Rarely a week goes by that someone doesn’t ask me to cover the track. Or cyclocross. Or mountain biking. My standard reply is: “Meh. Do it yourself if it’s so bloomin’ important to you.” Happily, people are finally answering my challenge. Welcome The Bone Bell, a site devoted to mountain biking and other dirty pursuits in the Chicago area.  And welcome Midwest Time Trial, compliments of my teammate Peter Allen. That takes care of two disciplines. Who will now step up and claim chicagotrackracing.com and chicagocrossracing.com?

• » Speaking of disciplines other than the road, Lawyer Jim is getting through winter by thinking about the coming bike polo season.

• » An angry driver attacked Mike Sherer (Pony Shop) and a training partner near Bloomington, Ind., this weekend. Nobody was injured, and police arrested the driver.

• » In Lake County, an SUV struck and killed a 25-year-old man riding at night on Highway 59 in Ingleside. Police are still searching for the driver, but he or she was kind enough to leave evidence at the scene. Let’s hope an arrest happens soon.

• » Project 5 Racing has rolled out its new Web site. The team has new uniforms as well. (Red and black appears to be the new black.)

• » How cold was it at Sunday’s Tour da Chicago alleycat? this cold. Fifty riders showed up. Last week’s interviewee Jeff Perkins (Chicago Cuttin’ Crew) won the stage but Nico West (XXX Racing-AthletiCo) retains the coveted orange sweater.

• » Last week our mayor introduced some bike-friendly legislation. As is often the case with such stories, the anti-bike reaction was dispiriting, but worth reading is Payton Chung’s rejoinder: “Cars kill more Americans than guns do. That’s why we license drivers -- but not bicycles, which kill fewer Americans each year than beds do. Yes, beds.

• » I didn’t think Bike Snob NYC had a sentimental bone in his body, but Sheldon Brown always did bring out the good in people. Naz Hamid (Half Acre) has a graphical tribute on his blog, one of thousands of tributes available on the Web, most along the lines of “I owe my bike to Sheldon Brown.”

• » The Rivendell Reader had a long interview with Brown in 2001. Interesting fact: His wife’s first words to him were, “Oh, you’re riding fixed-gear!”* And here is Brown’s last post to Bike Forums, one of 2,302 he made over the past six years, in which within 30 minutes of it being asked he answers a question about threading an obscure freewheel. Cycling this week lost a giant.

• » Looking for new trainer fodder? Netflix not keeping up with your insane base mileage? Cyclofile has cyclocross DVDs on sale. (Thanks, Keith.)

• » This summer’s Bike the Drive will be a part of the American Diabetes Asosciation’s Tour de Cure, and Geneva will host a fundraising ride on June 7.

• » Oh, Magnus!

• » Blush. (Some people will say anything for a link.)
  

* Uninteresting fact: My first words to my girlfriend were, “Are those carbon wheels?”

• » I’ve linked to it before, but the Punk Rock Cycling Web site has had a flurry of activity lately, much of it specific to issues women face in cycling. PRC is a new Iowa team founded by former Chicagoan Donny Quixote, and its roster includes former Chicago messenger and XXX Racing-AthletiCo rider Jen Greenberg. (Thanks, Jim.)

• » A truck pulling a horse trailer struck three cyclists riding near St. Louis. One of them, Shawn O’Neal (The Bike Center), says the driver “went out of way to run us over.” Unlike our own hit-and-run this fall, this one caused significant injuries, and the driver remains at large. 

• » David Zabriskie (Slipstream) has safety tips for motorists and for cyclists, part of his “Yield to Life” campaign. (Thanks, Jeff.)
  

• » Two more new teams for you: The team formerly known as Team Clif Bar Midwest has jumped into a phone booth, spun around and emerged as Vitaminwater-Trek, under the organizing umbrella of Burnham Racing. And from Roscoe Village comes Spider Monkey Cycling, whose creators apparently agree with me that “Talladega Nights” is the greatest cycling movie ever made -- so long as you pretend the cars are bicycles. (“You need to grab hold of that line between speed and chaos, and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra.”)

• » Former XXX Racing-AthletiCo junior Rebecca Much has signed with 2007 NRC champion Webcor. After racing with T-Mobile for just over a season, Much took some time off before being cajoled back into racing this summer, as she documents in this diary entry for the U.S. Women’s Cycling Development Program. “That’s right: I’m back and taking every step to keep it that way.” (Thanks, Jeff!)

• » Julie Eisenhardt (Half Acre) attended the USA Cycling mechanics clinic last week. “I felt like for four days I was among superheroes,” she says, “and was occasionally treated like one myself.” She shares her experiences on her blog: Day 1, Day 2, Day 3, Day 4.

• » All the construction on Sheridan Road? CDOT insider Grant Davis (XXX Racing-AthletiCo) tells us it’s to reduce the four-lane stretch to one lane in each direction plus bike lanes and a turn lane. More information here. This should promote everyone’s safety and improve car-bike relations on that popular corridor. The bad news? It won’t be done until summer 2009.

• » Here’s another new team you can add to your blogroll: Welcome, Beverly Bike/Vee Pak.

• » Next Saturday, Jan. 19, is the Chicago Winter Bike Swap, hosted by Project 5 Racing.

• » Results for the first of ABD’s indoor time trials are online. Once again Mark Swartzendruber (Lucas Oil) delivered some hurt, placing not once but twice in the top three. Coming in 2nd on the day was second-year pro Reid Mumford (Kelly Benefit Strategies).

• » In the time trial results I see some riders from a mysterious Burnham Racing squad. I have no idea what this team is all about. Appears to have something to do with celebrity gossip and supermodels.

• » According to this tentative schedule posted at the Pony Shop Cyclocross blog and elsewhere, the Chicago Cross Cup has seven races planned for 2008. The newest addition will be the Old Towne Vande-Cross in Moline, Ill. That’s a bit of a trek, but the more, the muddier. Jackson Park will again kick off the series, on Sept. 21, a mere 255 days away.