Jason Meshberg (Flatlandia) thinks we’re getting a little too serious here. So in honor of Slipstream heroes Steven Cozza and David Zabriskie, he introduces the Flatlandia Unofficial Monsters of the Moustache Prime. The best-placed moustache at Monsters of the Midway wins $5 plus one Clif Bar. “In the event of a tie,” he says, “the better of the moustaches wins.  This is not democratic and based solely upon me and my brothers and sisters on Flatlandia.”

Come May, photographic verifcation of the feat should be sent to him at . The winner will also be honored here at CBR.

You have two months, gentlemen. Ready, set, grow!